Hey I've decided to post a quote below everyone one of my posts. What do you think of this one?
"The best way to a girls heart is with an erection blast"-PeterThePimp

woah woah woah!!! i never said that! i said the best ways to a girls heart is to go through her pants first!
"The best ways to a girls heart is to go through her pants first!"-PeterThePimp/PhotoBomber/Beasty/Sexy Beast/DoinYourMom

both r close enough,lol

not really. cause they mean 2 completely different things if you think about it. and i doubt most girls would like a squirt in the face rather than some other things that can happen in their pants

His quote says nothing about it being in just the face

ya i know. but still, i'd think they'd rather get something else than a blast from my junk

"ITZ CAUSE IM BLACK!?!?"-PeterThePimp/PhotoBomber/Beasty/Sexy Beast/DoinYourMom
"LOL YA I KNOW IM NOT BLACK IN COLOR, IM TALKING ABOUT WHATS IN MY PANTZ!!"-PeterThePimp/PhotoBomber/Beasty/Sexy Beast/DoinYourMom

That reminds me....Anyone ever hear the stereotype that black guys have huge ****s? Yeah I hear weird things all the time

U STEREOTYPER CHARLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haha, sadly I have heard that one charles

Same.

ya i know over 100 stereotypes on differnt types of people

Yeah.

I wish I hadn't heard the stereotype....

sucks for you. another stereotype (which is true, proven by all of them i know and cause i am one) is that Hispanic/Latino people are good with knifes

Yes...Yes they are.......My neighbor, Paco...real good with knives...Kinda scared me when I first walked into his house and instead of BASS PLAQUES there were ****ing Knives everywhere!

The english sterotype, buttoned up, couldnt be more wrong

"buttoned up"? DAAAAAAAAH I don't get it!

Red heads are always mad.

no wrong answer AJ. its gingers dont have souls

lol

"no matter weather were losing or not, i will fight until the very end, my last breathe. if i get shot in the arm im not gonna chicken out and wait for a medic, im gonna pull out my M9 and blow you away(no ho.mo). if you shoot both of my legs, i will crawl to you and cut your a$$ up. if you injure every bone in my body so that i cant move, i'll curse your a$$ out."
-Peter the Pimp


ahahahaha

haha ya i made it up myself. maybe i'll make that into a rap.
yep! thats my next rap right here that i'll be working on

lol...I wonder how it will sound

pretty dam good thats how. lol

HELL YEAH IT WILL!

DAMNNATION AND HELLFIRE!!!!!!!!!
-Carnage217/|FBG$|The Oncoming Storm/|FBG$|Silence Will Fall

HELL WILL DESEND!!!!!!!!!!! VALLHALA SHALL VISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE PIT WILL OPEN!!!!!!!!!! AND I SHALL BE FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Carnage217/|FBG$|The Oncoming Storm/|FBG$|Silence Will Fall

LETS TRI' THIS AGAIN!!!!!!!!
-Carnage217/|FBG$|The Oncoming Storm/|FBG$|Silence Will Fall

DESTROY ARGOS!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Carnage217/|FBG$|The Oncoming Storm/|FBG$|Silence Will Fall

The Universe is cracked... The Pandorica will open... Silence will Fall...
-Carnage217/|FBG$|The Oncoming Storm/|FBG$|Silence Will Fall

...Um no...I'm not using quotes that come from the man in a straight jacket in a loony house...lol

...

lol charles

lol

imma gonna bite ur heads off

lol;)

Who is this mitch, welcome to our mixed up clan of.... perverts, gleeks, dudes and chicks. :)

*bites charles head off*
IMMA COMMING FOR U NOW MR. A

Ouch, I didn't know u r half cannible

*My head comes back on*HEY DON'T SHOOT THE MESSENGER I WORK FOR SOMEONE HIGHER UP WHO WANTS QUOTES TO USE IN ESSAYS!

aka. he's using peter's quotes at school,lol

lmao it helps you get girls bro, trust me, im a professional :)
oh and the really good pick up lines i have aren't going any where near this site cause there too unique and i made them up and no one else can know about them except the girls i use them on

Lol I came up with a pickup line myself....It's very cleaver too...

*tears Mr. A's head to pieces and eats the bits*
U NEXT METROPAL!!!!!!!!

no head? man i hate wen that happens >.<

1: What is it Charles
2: Don't ever hurt one of my closest friends Storm, or Silence will fall on you. *That was a good come back.*
3: Who doesn't have a head?
4: Peter, why don't you put them on your page, or private message us and tell us. 0_- *no ho.mo*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!O_O.....*silence*

nope because there mine and mine only. only hot girls get to hear them

Still. *no ho.mo again*

*Jumps out and puts an impenitrable barrier around Metropal do defend from Storm...Don't take it personally storm...and I do this to everyone who's head you try to eat...again you can't kill me cuz I'm the messenger and if you do...you die instantly*

*prowls around metropals impenitreble barrier searching for weak points*

**** yeh

No not pervertedly dumb-a$$!