Got any good ones? I wanna here em!

Chuck Norris can light a man on fire, underwater.

Most people can do that...

not really

chuck norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.

Chuck Norris doesn't swim, water just likes to be around him.

Chuck Norris attack sharks when he smells them bleed.

@polokid, you got that from Epic Rap Battles Of History. But I Don`t really care.

BUT CHUCK NORRIS DOES!!!!!!!!

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim on land

you cant find chuck norris he finds you

Do you know Chuck Norris had a role in Star Wars....He was the force.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

chuck norris went to the virgin islands and they became the islands

chuck norris molestes children

Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice
Chuck Norris will not leave messages. He leaves warnings.

Nice!

chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun


chuck norris clogs the toilet when he PEES.

Lol.

epic1

Chuck Norris was meant to be on Mount Rushmore but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard

chuck norris doesn't flush toilets. He scares the sh.it out of it.

chuck norris wants a steak, cows volunteer. *Cows talking. its just easier that way*

LUV EM ALL!

Oh this morning, chuck norris gargled peanut butter instead of mouthwash!

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!

IS A NOT A PERSON!!!!!!!!

i dont like chuck he's a retard

Umm...there is a Chuck Norris, I believe.

I know, I meant he's not a human, he is a god in human form.

Originally posted by XxX EYE OF THE SNIPER XxXi dont like chuck he's a retard

You are a remtard.

CHUCK NORRIS COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What you said.

chuck norris is so tough there is no chin under his beard there is only another fist

kids check there closet for the boogyeman

the boogyeman checks his closet for chuck norris

LOL. First joke from family guy.

Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.

hahahah

epic rap battle lyric

Indeed.

1. Chuck Norris's tears treat a cancer. But it so is abrupt that never cries. In general.
2. Chuck Norris never sleeps. He waits.
Chuck Norris has legal proceedings now with channel NBC, asserting that "Law" and "Order" are its registered trade marks of the left and right feet.
3. Chuck Norris's basic exported product — a pain.
4. If you see Chuck Norris, he sees you. If you don't see Chuck Norris, probably, you needed to live all some seconds.
5. Chuck Norris has counted indefinitely. Twice.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't go shooting, because the word to "hunt" means failure possibility. Chuck Norris goes to kill.
7. Chuck Norris doesn't erase the clothes, it cleans it.
8. Chuck Norris on 1/8 — CHERROKY. An origin here at anything, it has gobbled up devil's the Indian.
9. On last page of the Guinness Book of Records in small print it is specified that all world records belong to Chuck Norris, and in the book those people who managed to come nearer as much as possible to them are simply listed.

he heks... just 9 of 112 facts about chuck norris))

Lol.

if a zombie bites chuck Norris he doesn't turn into a zombie but a zombie turns in to chuck Norris

BEGONE, FOUL SPAMMER!!! *Holds up crucifix*

Chuck Norris can whoop anybody's as.s

No, he can't.

Originally posted by I don't care.Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice
Chuck Norris will not leave messages. He leaves warnings.

Didn't 'I Don't Care' used to be my name?

No, it was, "And I Care Why?"

Oh yeah! The similarities confused me.

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I can't come up with a comment.

this is crazy

But here's my number.

So call me maybe.

It's hard to look right.

Ya'll are idiots.