I am going to give you a list of epic pick up lines that i have. I made most of them up myself, and some of them are from my friends

Epic Pick Up Lines:

Do you have a band aid? Cause i scrapped my knee falling for you

Baby i put the STD in stud, all i need is U

Baby your like a KFC, your breasts and thighs are irresistible

Do you work at Subway? Cause every time i see you i get a foot long

Setting lasers to stunn

I hope you know CPR baby cause you take my breathe away

Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause i can see myself in them

How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice, Hi im Peter

Are you from heaven? Cause i've got an erection

Are you a general? cause you make my privates stand up

How do you like your eggs? cooked or fertilized?

Baby are you tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day.

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got FINE written all over you.



If i could rearrange the alphabet i would put U and I together

If you were my homework, i would do you every night

Those glasses make you look sexy and good at math, figure this problem out; You plus me subtract the clothes divide your legs so we can multiply

Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

If your right leg is Christmas, and your left leg is Thanksgiving... can I visit you between the Holidays?

There are 206 Bones in the human body, would you like one more?

I'm like a rubix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.

Are you the energizer bunny? Cause you look like you could go all night long

Baby, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you on the table and do you all night long.

Hi, I'm an astronaut. and my next mission is to explore Uranus

Im no Young Money girl, but i could make your bed rock

Thats a nice shirt, can i talk you out of it?

Fu.ck me if im wrong, but have we met before?

"If i could rearrange the alphabet i would put U and I together" if you told that to a Kentucky girl, she'd turn you down n' call you lame

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems
Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me..
Are we related? Do you want to be?
I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate.
Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart."
You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I can't stop ya.
I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises!
Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Kablaam"?
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
If I was hungry for crabs would you spread your legs for me?

Most of 'em I made.

DOES THIS RAG SMELL LIKE CHLOROFORM TO YOU?!?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Nice!

Thx.

No problem, I'd list some of mine but I easily forget them, I just make up them, but I gorgot the ones I had a year ago...:(

I hate how the Subway commercials are always talking about me. They keep on saying FootLong and i never get appreciated for it

Haha! What if that was possible?!?! Omg! You couldn't even wear pants!

as long as i dont get boners(which will probably always happen) i would be fine

In that case your pants would rip n' you'd be in jail for public nudity...

lmao

Yep! Hahaha

It is about time you realized that happens to me all the time.

i cant even walk down the f**king stairs in my skool without poppin a woody. it gets annoying as hell

Hahahaha

Ha ha, woody.

Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

these r weird

YOUR WEIRD!!

lol! btw those r some nice pick up lines boys. some of them would get me but the others .....there ok

Fine one just for you.
Hey, you know that ACDC song where it goes like, 'It could be all night long.'?

Are you the queen of circles, 'cause you make my heart go round.
One for the girls with 'hidden nasties'. ^

Name of the song?

Idk...... ;)

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Bahaha. I have a bracelet that says "Boobies make me smile. :D"

Originally posted by And I care why?Fine one just for you.
Hey, you know that ACDC song where it goes like, 'It could be all night long.'?

The line goes "You shook me all night long." Not "It could be all night long."

Which just sounds even more wrong.

Do you live on a chicken farm? Cause you sure know how to raise some cocks.
XD

Lol.

Originally posted by AIJ007Do you live on a chicken farm? Cause you sure know how to raise some cocks.
XD

That would get me slapped so hard I wouldn't ever be able to talk again....

The word of the day is 'Legs'. Lets go to my house and spread the word.

buzzzzzz

Buzzzzzzz to you too.

My love for you is like diareah, I just can't hold it in
Is that a peace sign on your shirt? Cause I wanna peice of that a.ss
They call me gangsta ninja but you can call me tonight
Wanna see a magic trick? I'll make a baby apear inside you
Ik another one but it's about pearl harbor, I don't want everyone pissed at me for it

fbg$ gansta ninga i like the second one

Surprisingly, my emo style and my natural shyness is strikingly enough to get a girl :Dz
I LOVE puberty.