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OMFG!! ORANGE JUICE ISN'T ORANGE!!! ITS YELLOW!!
DID ANYONE NOTICE THIS BEFORE?!?!
Lost
Lost
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OMFG!!!!! DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN"T CRAP WITHOUT PISSING!?!?!?!
Lost
Lost
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DID ANYONE NOTICE THIS BEFORE?!?!
....... AJ.. you do know thats not true right? i piss all the time without crapping so if thats happening to you maybe you should get that checked out
and if you notice the urinals in the boys bathroom, there for pissing not for crapping
BENJAMIN IS EPIC!!! AND NO MY NAME ISNT BENJAMIN
lol ok. that wasnt random at all
HY I LIKE CHESSY CHEESE
and i like boobs. anything else you wanna say?
Dan
Dan
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elephants are the only mammal to have 4 knees
Lost
Lost
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I love boobs. Sadly, you what else I love, Tiffany
Metropal
Metropal
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Aww. And peter u read that backwards, he said U couldn't poop without peeing, Not pee without pooping. Wow, that was a rather disgusting sentence. And Orange juice is yellow?!?!?lol
Lost
Lost
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Take a breath. Yeah.
Metropal
Metropal
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*Exhale*
ohhh true true
Lost
Lost
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Silly Peter.
Randy
Randy
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haha you should check what peter means on the urban dictionary.
shut up Randy!! and one of the definitions is the sexiest, funniest guy in the world
oh and Randy means horny on urbandictionary
Lost
Lost
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Ok.... what does AJ mean? Or Andrew.
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=aj

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=andrew
Weird how you get the good names...But I personally think you can't define a name...It's stupid...Not all AJ's or Andrews' personallities are discribed by this....I have a friend named Andrew who is nothing like these definitions
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I looked up my name on UrbanDictionary.com and litterally fell on my a.ss on the floor and laughed my head off at the first two definitions...However I feel I am slightly described by 1 and 2....But not very much...and about 6..I do like meh pain killers....

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Charles
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EEW you know people are wierd....Note that most of these defs. have something to do with Se.x....People people people...WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!..I'd make a comment about how not all guys with these names are described by that...but that'd sound ****...so NOT ALL GIRLS OR GUYS WITH SAID NAMES ARE DESCRIBED BY THIS....People are just weird
Metropal
Metropal
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Haha, I'm a guy apparently, well at least the first two defs
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=torrey
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Like I said...Most of these definitions have something to do with se.x...Yeah I don't think I'd go to Urbandictionary in a public place any time soon...
i do it all the time during school LIKE A BOSS
on i test i marked all my answers as LIKE A BOSS
Lost
Lost
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Oh....my.....god.... LOL! I looked at AJ and Andrew. AJ was super funny. (I should do number one to my crush. S:) ) And Andrew fittedme best. But of corse I am AJ. (But my real name is Andrew.)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Peter
peter - sexy, hot and makes girls go crazy
peter sure knows how to drive me insane
lmao i told you i make em go craazy. funny thing is my friend(shes a girl) put that up O_o


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Number 3 is still funny.....
oh my god im going to shoot you in the face with my Deagles
Lost
Lost
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Lol
Desert Eagles jacka$$. i dont **** in guys faces
Lost
Lost
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lol
if you were i still wouldnt cause your acting like a guy on here so HA! suck on that bi.tch!! and i only get with hot girls ok? got it memorized?
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1.I am a guy
2.DID YOU JUST CALL ME A BI.TCH?!!
3.....Yes call a person you've never seen, ugly...On the off chance I really am hot to girls....Which is true...You're not the only eligibly "hot" person on the site...
Lost
Lost
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Yeah..... wait, I good looking.
So y'all say.
1. i know that
2. yes i did
3. i never said you were ugly, i just said i only get with hot girls and since your not a girl, nor hot to me i wont get with you
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EWWWW WHY THE HELL WOULD I WANT THAT!!!!???
your the one who mentioned it and idk why you would. you tell me
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BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO _****! WITH YOU'RE MIND!
well its not working
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...Oh damn I almost woke her up....I'm dead if she wakes up...
ok have fun with sleeping but not sleeping with her
Lost
Lost
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OMFG! I FEEL LIKE I'M BEING EATEN ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!
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...???? Why do you feel like that AJ?
Lost
Lost
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Cancer. Edited part: I have a sickness thats basicly eating my throat.
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