were making up a story ill start there once was a squirrel named furry nuts

he got bullyed becaues of his name (furry nuts) lol

he got depressed and committed suicicde

by eating OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fruit loops

he was buried in a special graveyard for squirrels

and he became a zombie

he built a zombie squirrel army and took over the universe and eliminated any one who got in there way

by pooping on them

he become king of all reality and took his revenge on the squirrels who drove him to suicide

but they pooped on him and his head fell off

he stuck it back on and tortured them all to death

and ate them

then he said know wat? i've conquered all of reality so know wat? I KNOW I'LL TAKE ALL OF TIME AS WELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!