wats up with you guys and aliens? oh and i killed a couple aliens myself. i swear to god )im chaotholic so you know im telling the truth. wanna know how it happened
well i grabbed myself a pulse rifle and i was at this infected disco place. i was jamming to the music when my bottom b i t c h tequila was like Wait a minute rook, we got movement. So i was killing a s h i t l o a d of aliens while making up stuff and singing it. then i killed all of the aliens there and did a whole lot of walking while following Tequila's instructions and killing aliens and predators. then i had to rescue her and bring her back to this cyborg to cure her cause she had an alien in her. then i went to kill this guy named Shepard, then i got on a ship out of the planet and went into hyper sleep
well, ummmmmmm ok good luck with that.....
it happened already. thats why im here today telling my stories of all the crazy stuff that happened to me. oh that reminds me of this one time when my buddy Keith got bombed by the military cause he was hiding in one of those bomb shelters
wat do you mean never? oh this also reminds me of the time i died, went to the underworld and i got there just in time to see Kratos kick Hades ****
o wow they are all ready o this earth but the did not k i l l us yet