Lets imagine there is an election for president of the world (The WHOLE world) There are three candidates who are running for president. You get to choose who will be president (Be sensible)

Candidate 1: He smokes heavily, he's fat and he drinks 8 - 10 martini's a day.

Candidate 2: He also smokes heavily, drinks a bottle of whiskey every day and has admitted cheating on his wife.

Candidate 3: He's a decorated war hero, a vegetarian, an animal lover, doesn't smoke and rarely drinks alcohol.

Who would you choose to be president?

Candidate 3

This is almost definately a trick question...

Canidate 3 no questions asked

IT'S A TRAP!!! YOU'RE ALL DOOMED!!!

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IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!!!! IT'S A FU.CKING TRAP!!! YOU'RE DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S A DAMNED TRAP!!!!!!!!! THEY FELL FOR THIS IN DARK OF THE MOON AND CHICAGO GOT SLAUGHTERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!!!! IT'S A FU.CKING TRAP!!! YOU'RE DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S A DAMNED TRAP!!!!!!!!! THEY FELL FOR THIS IN DARK OF THE MOON AND CHICAGO GOT SLAUGHTERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!!!! IT'S A FU.CKING TRAP!!! YOU'RE DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S A DAMNED TRAP!!!!!!!!! THEY FELL FOR THIS IN DARK OF THE MOON AND CHICAGO GOT SLAUGHTERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!!!! IT'S A FU.CKING TRAP!!! YOU'RE DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S A DAMNED TRAP!!!!!!!!! THEY FELL FOR THIS IN DARK OF THE MOON AND CHICAGO GOT SLAUGHTERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!!!! IT'S A FU.CKING TRAP!!! YOU'RE DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S A DAMNED TRAP!!!!!!!!! THEY FELL FOR THIS IN DARK OF THE MOON AND CHICAGO GOT SLAUGHTERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!!!! IT'S A FU.CKING TRAP!!! YOU'RE DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S A DAMNED TRAP!!!!!!!!! THEY FELL FOR THIS IN DARK OF THE MOON AND CHICAGO GOT SLAUGHTERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!!!! IT'S A FU.CKING TRAP!!! YOU'RE DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S A DAMNED TRAP!!!!!!!!! THEY FELL FOR THIS IN DARK OF THE MOON AND CHICAGO GOT SLAUGHTERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!!!! IT'S A FU.CKING TRAP!!! YOU'RE DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S A DAMNED TRAP!!!!!!!!! THEY FELL FOR THIS IN DARK OF THE MOON AND CHICAGO GOT SLAUGHTERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!!!! IT'S A FU.CKING TRAP!!! YOU'RE DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S A DAMNED TRAP!!!!!!!!! THEY FELL FOR THIS IN DARK OF THE MOON AND CHICAGO GOT SLAUGHTERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!!!! IT'S A FU.CKING TRAP!!! YOU'RE DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S A DAMNED TRAP!!!!!!!!! THEY FELL FOR THIS IN DARK OF THE MOON AND CHICAGO GOT SLAUGHTERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!!!! IT'S A FU.CKING TRAP!!! YOU'RE DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S A DAMNED TRAP!!!!!!!!! THEY FELL FOR THIS IN DARK OF THE MOON AND CHICAGO GOT SLAUGHTERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!!!! IT'S A FU.CKING TRAP!!! YOU'RE DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S A DAMNED TRAP!!!!!!!!! THEY FELL FOR THIS IN DARK OF THE MOON AND CHICAGO GOT SLAUGHTERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!!!! IT'S A FU.CKING TRAP!!! YOU'RE DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S A DAMNED TRAP!!!!!!!!! THEY FELL FOR THIS IN DARK OF THE MOON AND CHICAGO GOT SLAUGHTERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!!!! IT'S A FU.CKING TRAP!!! YOU'RE DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S A DAMNED TRAP!!!!!!!!! THEY FELL FOR THIS IN DARK OF THE MOON AND CHICAGO GOT SLAUGHTERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!!!! IT'S A FU.CKING TRAP!!! YOU'RE DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S A DAMNED TRAP!!!!!!!!! THEY FELL FOR THIS IN DARK OF THE MOON AND CHICAGO GOT SLAUGHTERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!!!! IT'S A FU.CKING TRAP!!! YOU'RE DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S A DAMNED TRAP!!!!!!!!! THEY FELL FOR THIS IN DARK OF THE MOON AND CHICAGO GOT SLAUGHTERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!!!! IT'S A FU.CKING TRAP!!! YOU'RE DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S A DAMNED TRAP!!!!!!!!! THEY FELL FOR THIS IN DARK OF THE MOON AND CHICAGO GOT SLAUGHTERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!!!! IT'S A FU.CKING TRAP!!! YOU'RE DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S A DAMNED TRAP!!!!!!!!! THEY FELL FOR THIS IN DARK OF THE MOON AND CHICAGO GOT SLAUGHTERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!!!! IT'S A FU.CKING TRAP!!! YOU'RE DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S A DAMNED TRAP!!!!!!!!! THEY FELL FOR THIS IN DARK OF THE MOON AND CHICAGO GOT SLAUGHTERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!!!! IT'S A FU.CKING TRAP!!! YOU'RE DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S A DAMNED TRAP!!!!!!!!! THEY FELL FOR THIS IN DARK OF THE MOON AND CHICAGO GOT SLAUGHTERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!!!! IT'S A FU.CKING TRAP!!! YOU'RE DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S A DAMNED TRAP!!!!!!!!! THEY FELL FOR THIS IN DARK OF THE MOON AND CHICAGO GOT SLAUGHTERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JESUS DIED SO WE COULD SPAM.

JESUS DIED SO WE COULD SPAM.

JESUS DIED SO WE COULD SPAM.

JESUS DIED SO WE COULD SPAM.

JESUS DIED SO WE COULD SPAM.

JESUS DIED SO WE COULD SPAM.

JESUS DIED SO WE COULD SPAM.

JESUS DIED SO WE COULD SPAM.

JESUS DIED SO WE COULD SPAM.

JESUS DIED SO WE COULD SPAM.

JESUS DIED SO WE COULD SPAM.

You two are retards. And I've seen this before. Decorated war hero is a nice choice of words.

Don't tell.

Aha! My first clue!

Candidate 2.

candidate 3

CANDIDATE 2.

Candidate 2. He is truthful and he knows how to have fun.

And he's not a .--- . .-- / -.- .. .-.. .-.. . .-.

NO MORE CLUES.

I already know what you mean. Google is magical.

Aye.

I will tell them all who they voted for.