This is basically the same thing as carnages forum but mine is better lol. post your best joke and who ever has the best joke wins a prize!!!

ill start it off.
The Principal of an elementary school went into a kindergarten classroom with all the a pack of Life Savers and told the kids, "I am going to give you all the same flavor and if you can tell me what it is then you will all get a prize." He gave them all Honey, and didn't tell them what flavor it was. The kids ate them and no one knew what kind of flavor they were, so he said, "Here I will give you a clue, your mother might call your father this."
Little Johnny stands on a chair and shouts, "Everyone spit them out, it's asshole flavored!"

no mine is better it has cooler and loads more jokes

what do you call someone with a terrrible forum?
you im joking

its still funny Mr.Anderson

lol

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when nobody else is interested?
Student: Teacher!

Originally posted by Madi...Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when nobody else is interested?
Student: Teacher!

LMFAO XD! So freaking true.

Teacher: I'm beautiful. What tense is this?
Student:Past tense obviously.

Originally posted by Madi...Teacher: I'm beautiful. What tense is this?
Student:Past tense obviously.

Lol.


I'll change my facebook username to NOBODY so that way when people post crappy posts,and i press the like button it will say NOBODY likes this...

Lol Madi.

Originally posted by Shawn

Originally posted by Madi...Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when nobody else is interested?
Student: Teacher!

LMFAO XD! So freaking true.

Shawn: Chochi!!

I was going to tell this joke about Alzheimers, but I forgot it.

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side

Originally posted by eminemwhy did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side

I've suddenly become really depressed.