Only one sentence per time, and I will start.
At one point in time there was a man named super fantastic tree.

He died.

Damnit that was my story, Ben!
He wrote lol.
lol forget YEAH!

then he came back to life

But then promtly died again.

Then he went to hell!

Then...*CENSORED*.... he was thrown out of hell and was tested positive for STD's.

Then he was freaking out because he was a guy with STDS

The End