do roleplay on any random topic

Starting topic: My hill.

ok

u start i guess

Here we go again...
I build a hill and layer it with rocks. MY HILL!

haha, lets see how long this'll last.
I attack you with a bow and arrow, and take oever the hill. I build a bomb shelter. MY HILL!!

I attack the hill with black magic, destroying the bomb shelter and throwing you off the hill. Then I get a ninja horde to guard the hill. MY HILL!

You didn't kill me!!! So I use the dark arts and fireballs to destroy you!!!! Then I raise all the ninjas back from the dead and get more bullet proof ones!!!!! Finally I build a forcefield over my hill!!! MY HILL!!!!

I ally with Carnage 'cause we're partners in awesome craziness and my Crusader agents guard the hill

Same.

and i am partners with AJ. and we get a bunch of frag grenades and then blow up Ben and Charles.

THE END

i nuke the hill.... NOBODYS ******* HILL

You forgot the force field!!!!! And only Charles and Pete can be partners with me!!! And I doubt AJ wants to be allys with you!!!! And Cardinals, read the original my hill forum, nobody wins. MY HILL!!!

Oh god, lets hope me n' Peter don't get this one locked too... CARNAGES(and Charles, and Peter's)HILL!!!!!

OH YEAH!!!!!!!!

YEAH!!! *sets some Gatling guns and SAM sites up*

*Sets up a titamium steel barricade*

Ok then.
The epic battle of Ben Charles and Peter vs AJ Dan and Jack!
*sets up a underground hill where our base of operations guarded the fierce............ the mighty.......... the talented................. dancing guards!

hahaha

DUN DUN DUNNNN!!!!!!!!

AJ.... It was funnier 'cause I read it with pauses...

Same. *Sets up an impenatrable fortress around the hill, with sniper turrets and minigun turrets and gatling gun turrets and rocket launcher turrets, then blesses Charles with the dark arts, then finally I set up a forcefield of blach magic and evil*

But I'm Christian! Can I use the Holy Arts instead?

I'M CRISTIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And fine, you can use the holy arts.

CHRISTIAN*

Okay, I like holy arts, if they send demons I get to burn them with holy water ;)

FOR GODS SAKE I WAS VAUGLEY DRUNK WHEN I WROTE CHRISTIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And they shall not send demons. All the demons are in my demon petting zoo.

Demon Petting Zoo. LoL! And they've lost, we have me, you, and Peter. So we automatically win because this combo's about as epic as it can get..

Not quite!!! First we must march to their base of operations, kill their dancing guards, AND WIPE THEM AND THEIR BASE OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quite true... BUT WE HAVE ME, YOU AND PETER, SO THAT'LL ONLY TAKE 2 MIN. MAYBE LESS!!! >:}

I don't know.... I have fought the dancing guards before..... They are a powerful adversary...

u can change the topic at any time

We'll distract them with PB bunnies that me n' Peter raped in a closet earlier, wait, it wasn't rape 'cause they liked it... If the dancing guards are ****, I've got PG... whatevers to attack(Pg as in Playgirl, hell I know there's one if there's a playboy)

The dancing guards are devoted and fierce, but virgins......... RELEASE THE BUNNYS!!!!!!!!

*Releases the bunnies that are wet from me n' Peter raping them(Not if they liked it ;) ) n' they rub against all the guards, knocking them out since they had nosebleeds like in anime* MUAHAHAHAH!

Sneaky move.

Yep, they know how to work it ^_^

Lol.

XD Now then, TO THE COMMAND CENTER!

who says im fighting, im just sitting in a deck chair w/ my sammich and juice

Nice... *Me n' Peter walk in and fire our kick **** giant guns, Ben cudgels AJ to death* OUR HILL.. and land!!!!!

can i work for you? il clean the flor :)

You can be my top strategic advisor and cleaner.

*Nods at the idea*

Pay: £2,000 pounds a week. I'm kind like that. (And yes, I said pounds because he lives in England)

I thought they used euro

That's Europe... Not Britain...

id imagine the EU meeting went like this
Most Of Europe: Lets use the euro!#
UK and others: F*** that we get our OWN currency

LOL

Lmao