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The best blondie jokes Ever!!

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Why couldent the blondie call 911??

because she couldent find the eleven
what didn't the blondie like the new computer? because she couldn't get channel 9
butthole
butthole
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haha why does the blondie smile during lighting storms??
because she thought someone was taking pictures of her

Originally posted by 010001110110111101100100Fu.ck you guys.
WHOA!!!!!! First and for most it's must a bunch of jokes, secondly WHY THE HE.LL would you even bother entering this forum if you knew you were blond and that it would PISS YOU OFF!!!!!!!! Are you trying to start an argument?!!!!!
*foremost *just *HELL *blonde
why the HELL do you care its just jokes like wow
*Why the HELL do you *care? *It's just *jokes, *wow.
whatever
Lost
Lost
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Lol they don't piss me off. I think the best humor doesn't effect anyone, that's all.
Originally posted by arianna.sexybrowhatever

*Whatever

Originally posted by arianna.sexybrooh well im sorry i got you mad then

*Oh, *I'm *I *then.



klty
klty
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this women goes to work and she passes the animal shop and she looks at it and the parrot said hay lady you stink and the lady went to the shop kipper and said the parrot said i stink and the owner said i will sort him out the next day she walked passed it aging and she looked at the parrot and the parrot said the same thing and she went in and said the parrot said i stink and the owner said i will tell him the next day she went to work and she looked at the parrot and the parrot said hay lady and she was like what and the parrot said you no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! was it good or bad tell me
Originally posted by arianna.sexybroWhat are you the expert of spelling you have somithing to say to me then talk to me on chat so ya

*you, *spelling? *If you *something *chat *so ya

Grammar Nazis, at your service.


Mostafox
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Originally posted by arianna.sexybroWhat are you the expert of spelling you have somithing to say to me then talk to me on chat so ya
Why yes, I am the Minister of Silly Walks and the Master of Spelling.
Originally posted by 010001110110111101100100Lol they don't piss me off. I think the best humor doesn't effect anyone, that's all.
Well i apologize but i was as nice as i could be.I was being very respectful with what i said,and again I apologize. :'(
Originally posted by Kuiyonna Uzumaki Uchiha
Originally posted by 010001110110111101100100Lol they don't piss me off. I think the best humor doesn't effect anyone, that's all.
Well i apologize but i was as nice as i could be.I was being very respectful with what i said,and again I apologize. :'(

*I *apologise *I *I *be. I *I *said, and *apologise.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH A CAR ON HIS HEAD?
JACK.
how did the tap dancer break his leg? he fell in the sink?
sup

Lost
Lost
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Originally posted by Kuiyonna Uzumaki Uchiha
Originally posted by 010001110110111101100100Lol they don't piss me off. I think the best humor doesn't effect anyone, that's all.
Well i apologize but i was as nice as i could be.I was being very respectful with what i said,and again I apologize. :'(
Lol ******* grammar for a 12 yr old.
Originally posted by 010001110110111101100100
Originally posted by Kuiyonna Uzumaki Uchiha
Originally posted by 010001110110111101100100Lol they don't piss me off. I think the best humor doesn't effect anyone, that's all.
Well i apologize but i was as nice as i could be.I was being very respectful with what i said,and again I apologize. :'(
Lol ******* grammar for a 12 yr old.
ya and what are you a 2 year old?
What did the blonde say to the plumber? ......................................
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what?
can you fix MY pipe? lol idk?
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Originally posted by arianna.sexybro
Originally posted by 010001110110111101100100
Originally posted by Kuiyonna Uzumaki Uchiha
Originally posted by 010001110110111101100100Lol they don't piss me off. I think the best humor doesn't effect anyone, that's all.
Well i apologize but i was as nice as i could be.I was being very respectful with what i said,and again I apologize. :'(
Lol ******* grammar for a 12 yr old.
ya and what are you a 2 year old?
Based on what I've seen, you're a pickle. :P And he's in his teens, and not the one starting things.
oh okay and nice one zach
Metropal
Metropal
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Originally posted by Polokid24What did the blonde say to the plumber? ......................................
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No one got your joke. :(
Originally posted by CharlesFoxKays
Originally posted by arianna.sexybro
Originally posted by 010001110110111101100100
Originally posted by Kuiyonna Uzumaki Uchiha
Originally posted by 010001110110111101100100Lol they don't piss me off. I think the best humor doesn't effect anyone, that's all.
Well i apologize but i was as nice as i could be.I was being very respectful with what i said,and again I apologize. :'(
Lol ******* grammar for a 12 yr old.
ya and what are you a 2 year old?
Based on what I've seen, you're a pickle. :P And he's in his teens, and not the one starting things.
well im in my teens too