Ok, 3 men are sitting at a table and the first man says: ''I have small feet!'' The second man says : ''I have small hands!'' The third guy says: ''I have a small pe.nis!'' They all decide to go to Guinness World Records to see if they have broken any records for smallest body parts. The first man comes out of the building and says: ''I broke the record for the smallest feet!'' The second man comes out and says ''I broke the record for smallest hands!'' The last guy comes out and says : ''WHO THE FU.CK IS JUSTIN BIEBER?''
Overused and no longer funny. Sorry bro.
Although I will give you a few points for plot
Well, I will tell you an aberrant story about my cat eating tomato soup. I take out and open a can of tomato soup. I pour it into a bowl. I look away and when I look back the cat is eating the soup.
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