What would you do if there was a zombie apocalypse?
I would-
1.) Me and my best friend britney would tell anyone that we could to grab a plane and as much gas as possible and get it going but each plane must have 2 or more people.
2.)grab as many nukes as possible
3.) nuke the whole world and if our plan ran out of gas I would go to the outside of the plane and refuel while we were still flying hence for all the gas.
4.) Stay flying untill we were sure that we could breathe when we landed or just invent a really good gas mask :d
How would you do it?

I don't think you would have enough gas or nukes to nuke the whole world... also, exactly how would you acquire the nukes? I think if any place is to be zombie-free during the apocalypse it would be a military facility.

I would lock myself in Menards. They have EVERYTHING i would need to live.

Or walmart

i would get on a cool cruise that gos around the world 10 times
i would have lots of food,be protected, and be livin da dream! :)

These plans suck. Maybe not the Walmart one. Since at least that one you can get prepared for (especially if you're in one that still sells guns). The big thing is that you rarely want to stay in one place for an extended period of time.

First thing I would try to do is get as far away from ground zero of the attacks as possible. Military would probably be dispatched to try to make sure that the incident is contained. Then try to stay away from most research institutes. They would all be trying to cure it and that means they will likely have live samples. I want to stay away from them. If it gets too forgeted up, then we're all doomed. We need to contain it as soon as possible to prevent anything bad from happening.

umm would have to say call up FPSRussia and ask for some help

1. Steal Pete's car
2. Go to Mum's
3. Take care of Philip
4. Go to Liz's house
5. Get Liz
6. Drive to the Winchester
7. Have a cold pint and wait for all this to blow over

Truthfully, I would stay in my house because it would probably be all I have left.

The first step would definately be to set up some kind of reasonably secure base.

nobody got the reference?

Originally posted by Dan1. Steal Pete's car
2. Go to Mum's
3. Take care of Philip
4. Go to Liz's house
5. Get Liz
6. Drive to the Winchester
7. Have a cold pint and wait for all this to blow over

Lol Shaun of the dead. XD

Me so not going to survive!

i would dress up as micheal jackson as a zombie and i would dance wth the other zombies! then i trick them into suicide
best plan EVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL

That is great plan pickleman27.I was planning to just hide somewere with all the weapons i have till I am found and then fight till I can.

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Originally posted by TDOR-Madison88What would you do if there was a zombie apocalypse?
I would-
1.) Me and my best friend britney would tell anyone that we could to grab a plane and as much gas as possible and get it going but each plane must have 2 or more people.
2.)grab as many nukes as possible
3.) nuke the whole world and if our plan ran out of gas I would go to the outside of the plane and refuel while we were still flying hence for all the gas.
4.) Stay flying untill we were sure that we could breathe when we landed or just invent a really good gas mask :d
How would you do it?

I applaud you for correctly spelling apocalypse. :D

i'll ask walmart for the directions to k-mart.

i think i would dress up like a zombie and run around with the other zombies because they did that in a movie and it worked

Well, movies aren't always accurate.

I doubt that would work. The undead are more likely to use their other senses than sight to determine whether something is alive or not.

U r all zombie geeks.

well it could

It couldn't work. Though a zombie is just a walking corpse whose brain is infected by a virus, they still maintain a small bit of intelligence. Examples of this include the way they attack in hordes, similar to animals attacking in packs to capture their prey. A zombie WOULD maintain other senses, and the virus would be able to pick out the living.

Then again, in horror, white people are dumb as f*ck.

"*Sees sick person, skin looks rotted and palid and there's a stench of death, but still steps over to help.* Sir are you oka- AKDFL;AHJ *Bitten by zombie. Repeat until epidemic.*" -_-

I think we'll be okay....as long as we follow Louis, Zoey, Francis, and Bill. ^_^

who the hell r they

Hmm......you don't need to know.....just watch out for those smokers....they'll grab you up with their disgusting tongues....

And don't startle the Witch.....

Don't get jumped by any hunters..... :3

And most definitely, do not hurt a friend... Karma charger is watching you....

Of course...... (we are on a roll) :3

And DO NOT TRY TO F*CKING RUN FROM THE TANK!

Yes.....please don't be one of those people....I will kill you myself. I will find you. You will perish at my feet as I watch the tank beat you into a limp, lifeless nothing. I will laugh at your corpse as I escape in the helicopter, which we could have escaped together, and lived happily ever after until the zombies overrun the earth, unless a cure is found before that exact stament becomes true.
....
:3

ok then

AND DON'T LET A JOCKEY ONTO YOUR BACK.

wow, this forum got weird

(Left 4 Dead references)

Just be sure to keep moving. A Spitter might be on its way. And ALWAYS be sure to shoot fat zombies from afar.

why its a fat zombie, its not like it can catch you

It's a Boomer, it will vomit on you and attract a Horde of zombies to maul your face.

charles, i didn't need the image, it's quite disturbing

Originally posted by dancerchick1382charles, i didn't need the image, it's quite disturbing

lol

Ways to make people angry:

Shoot all the car alarms!!! :3

what it is

Originally posted by TDOR CharlesFoxKaysAnd most definitely, do not hurt a friend... Karma charger is watching you....

mwahahahaha

you know,i was thinking that you guys didnt have a clue about l4d or l4d2 but now,i like you guys.aka my profile on xbox live is mavortius.i hope we'll meet someday.

Originally posted by dancerchick1382charles, i didn't need the image, it's quite disturbing

No sh*t Sherlock. It's a zombie survival FPS game, if the zombies WEREN'T disturbing, I'd shoot the television. :P

And get this, Dancerchick.
The female Boomer makes pig squeals. :D

Also, put this in your notes: Don't go on a zombie forum and tell us not to post zombie pictures.

Wow. What a lovely picture. I think I'm gonna go hide under my bed and cry about it. :3