Some of you think that Santa is fake, so I shall prove you wrong.
Santa started out as a young boy on Planet X, which was currently engaged in a dark-matter based war. Sensing their eminent doom, Santa's parents put him in a space traveling pod that could move faster than the speed of light (his sleigh) and sent him into space with 9 guidance droids (his reindeer). He was able to be launched into space soon before the last dark-matter attack hit Planet X, destroying the planet. After plummeting through space for a while, Santa landed on Earth, where he discovered he had a remarkable talent for constructing toys. He utilized this talent and delivered toys to every kid on Earth one day an Earth year. He called this day X-mas in memory of his home planet, Planet X.
THE END

*Claps*

Bravo

Although xmas is pronounced "christmas"... It's in a different language but is said exactly the same.

Accualy... X in greek mean Christ, so Xmas is Christmas.

Originally posted by AIJ007Accualy... X in greek mean Christ, so Xmas is Christmas.

That's it. Greek.

Well done, lad.

Yes santa is real

I see it all so clearly now.

Yeah well i dont see any extra presents under the tree for me or anybody in my family

Also i dont see him paying any taxes

You have probably been bad this year.

Santa doesn't pay taxes. Governments have tried to get him to, but his reindeer put up a fierce fight.