one day god was making me there was a bowl in front of him with a cup of ugly and a cup of sexy he poors a little ugly then he tried not to poor a lot of sexy but a guy scares him and he poors it all in god says oops thats how i got sexy
LOL!!!! THAT IS SO not funny. You fail.
Here's a REAL joke: Justin Bieber hit puberty.
thats not a joke thats a lie >:P
another joke...!.im not good a jokes...hmmm
Umm...there's a man in a bar who is getting trying to get himself drunk and a random dude walks up to him. The man said if you wanna get drunk faster you have to pour any kind liquor on your hand and rub it on your eye. Don't scream look up and stick your hand up your nose. So the man did what the random dude said. While he was in agonizing pain the random dude stole his wallet and took off.
I made this up myself.
Ah. But I was listening to The Evil of The Ring while reading that, so it wasn't a waste of time.
lmao..yall just wasted time..figuring out why the joke isnt funny..
how many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE. they can cook in the DARK.