if u have anything random bursting inside ya, let it out here!
my computer once beat me in chess...but i destroyed it in kickboxing
slippery cucumbers
ill tongue punch your mothers fartbox then read a book
i assume there are owls in the forrest...
my bro is 9 and sucks his thumb.
my gerbil likes to chew metal.
Me quiero jugar a los videojuegos.
my rabbit tried to eat my crotch through my shorts
ayuda! Tengo un gato grande en mis pantalones!
Have a hobo ever begged you for some money and when you gave it to him he flipped you off.
MW3 is not better than balck ops
i got an i pod touch from "santa Clause"
He ain't?! Damn, that shatters my entire universe:'(
No I thought Santi Clause was real!!!
STOP!!!PEOPLE!!!LIKE!!!!YOU!!!HAVE!!!NO!!!CHRISTMAS!!!!!SPIRIT!!!!
I thought about correcting him but naaahhh. My dads working today:(
SANTI CLAUS ATE MY COOOkIES! >_x
My cookies ate Santa clause.
Marvel is racist! Can you think of 1 black superhero?
actually there are black super villans oh wait that just makes them even more racist
Hahahaha! People say hancock but hes just a drunk drug addict that lives on a bench. They also say the old green lanturn but they made a new white green lanturn! Besides, isn't he just a guy with some magic bling?
Once again...My Boob Itches... :/
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My Freakin BOOB ITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD DAMN RHUBARB YOGURT SALAD BALD MAN WEARING A BOWLER HAT CHICKEN BREAD JUICE WITH A SIDE OF EYEBROWS WITH BURNT TOAST GREEN SAUCE. i feel calmer nao
BLACK PANTHER IS THE OPOSITE OF PINK PANTHER :O
happiness is like peeing your pants. everyone can see it but only you can feel its warmth
*Zooms out and I'm peering on you.* what? He didn't clarify