ill start
"there once was a man named Bruce von dennis"
and he died forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever
doest ryme but i do wat i want
Bruce von dennis really loved to plat tennis.
Bruce von Dennis was ga.y and married a man named Venice...
Bruce von Dennis had no pen.is...
IT ONLY RYMES IF YOU SAY PE.NIS WITH AN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!