yo mama joke contest


who wants to be the ref and the chalenger?

Chalenger!

then dont right in the other

u start

but 1st the ref

Yo mamas so fat, they had to extend the alphabet to fit her braw size.

I'm ref.

yo mama s so fat when she jumped in the pool the whole world flooded

@AJ: Lol.
@Darkrage: Lol.
Now I have to think who won that round....
Final decision: AJ.
Next round, two jokes on one post, Darkrage first.

yo mamas so hairy the 1st second i saw her i thought wookies were real

Yo mamas so fat the sky was jelous of her moons.

Darkrage goes again, then AJ. Then I judge.

yo mamas so ugly she makes chuck norris cry

Yo mommas so old she sat next to jesus in the 2nd grade.

yo mamas so stupid she got locked in the matress store and slept on the floor

Yo mamas so ugly she won the 2011 ugly contest 3 times in a row.

yo mamas so fat she went to vietnam and died 10 times

Yo mamas so ugly she made krinkles look good.

yo mamas so fat her weight is "****** lose weight"

Yo mamas so fat when God said let there be light, he said "MOVE BTICH!"

yo mamas so fat when she went to japan every1 yelld "GODZILLA"

Lol. move biotch!

Yo mamas so stupid she thought Justin Bieber was a boy.

Originally posted by And I care why?Yo mamas so ugly she made krinkles look good.

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! If I were ref you'd win JUST because of that.

Originally posted by And I care why?Yo mamas so stupid she thought Justin Bieber was a girl.

doesnt every one think that?

Originally posted by And I care why?Yo mamas so stupid she thought Justin Bieber was a girl.

Hmmm.... Not sure why you'd say that... It's not a thought, it's common fact: JB IS a girl.

Originally posted by Charles

Originally posted by And I care why?Yo mamas so ugly she made krinkles look good.

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! If I were ref you'd win JUST because of that.

So do I. Just out of my infernal hatred for krinks. AJ wins round two. Sorry darkrage. I declare this a best of five. Who will win round three? Darkrage first.

ok i lost 2 rounds no worry my best material

yo mamas so fat not even gravity can efect her

Yo mamas so fat she has her own gravity!

Darkrage wins that one. Round four begins.

Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it says I want your weight not your phone number.

yo mamas so fat she died in call of duty and the player got a perfedt 5 kill streak

Ugh, that is so old.
Yo mamas so ugly everyone on myspace moved to facebook.

I'm afraid because that one is so old, as AJ said, AJ wins round four, and wins the match.

In yo mamas face. Vast!

realy thats old?

I'm afraid it is.

Originally posted by Darkrageok i lost 2 rounds no worry my best material

yo mamas so fat not even gravity can efect her

If she isn't effected by gravity, she doesn't have weight. Fat objects are objects with a lot of mass. On Earth, Mass and weight are the same thing... She's fat, so she has a lot of mass.... Weight is just the amount of gravitational force(G's) pulling an object to Earths center.... So if she is not effected by gravity, she's got VERY little mass and even then she'd still be effected, based on the Law of Gravitation.

G-forces are complex... Gravity in general is complex...

Originally posted by Charles

Originally posted by Darkrageok i lost 2 rounds no worry my best material

yo mamas so fat not even gravity can efect her

If she isn't effected by gravity, she doesn't have weight. Fat objects are objects with a lot of mass. On Earth, Mass and weight are the same thing... She's fat, so she has a lot of mass.... Weight is just the amount of gravitational force(G's) pulling an object to Earths center.... So if she is not effected by gravity, she's got VERY little mass and even then she'd still be effected, based on the Law of Gravitation.

i meant as in low gravity doesnt affect her she chalemged the laws of gravity

Sheesh.

LOL

Only if she finds anti matter and eats it then her body will reject the gravity of the earth and shee will forever be rejected by every organism forcing her to live alone for the rest of her life So sad :(
NO OFFENSE!!!!

Anti-matter is dark matter... That DOESN'T reverse the Scientific Law of Gravity.

i confused.

Actually it does because anti matter/dark matter is the opposite of our universe. So anything anti matter comes in contact with from our universe will repel including gravity. But if it does touch anything it is said it will blow up in a anti negative explosion. that anti explosion while make so much anti energy that it will make its own negative gravity that gravity is so strong that a black hole will form. That black hole isn't any ordinary black it is a anti black hole that means this universe will sees to exist.

It doesn't blow up, it kinda eats away at anything and everything. Alot like acid but faster, deadlier and far more powerful.

If anyone keeps track of how many Yo Mama forums there are on this site do tell me. I did acctually start the first one. (I belive)

Well, i am king of TWO things now. Yo mama jokes, and the fourms.

Until someone beats you. Who's the challenger?