Yo mama jokes tell em'
Yo mama is so ugly that people go as her for Halloween.
Yo Mama >.<
140 posts
July 4, 2011
yo mama is so small i can see her feet in her drivers license picture
July 5, 2011
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks through the doorway she gets stuck.
July 5, 2011
Yo mama is so fat she invented double doors.
yo mama is so fat when i see her sit around the she house, she literally sits around the house.
July 6, 2011
yo mama is so ugly she sticks her face out the window and gets arrested for littering
alot of girls have right to be ugly but yo mama is ugly thats she over used the right.
July 6, 2011
roses r red, daisies r yellow, yo mama so fat she jiggles like jello.
July 6, 2011
Roses are blue, violets are black, not only am I colour blind, I'm a really bad poet as well.
July 6, 2011
Originally posted by I.I.C.D.M.M Carnage217 |FBG$|Roses are blue, violets are black, not only am I colour blind, I'm a really bad poet as well.
vat the fock?
July 8, 2011
yo mamma so fat when she sat on walmart the prices went down
July 9, 2011
Your momma's like a gun, two cocks and she's loaded!
July 10, 2011
Yo mamma is so fat that when she rides in a plane they say: SUICIDE BOMBER!
July 10, 2011
Yo mama is so ugly she could rent out her face for halloween.
July 10, 2011
Yo mama is so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.
yo mama so stupied she thought fruit punch was a **** boker
yo mama so fat she jumped in the geand canyon an got stuck
yo mama so fat she jumped in the geand canyon an got stuck
July 12, 2011
Lol.
your mama so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
July 15, 2011
your mama is so dark, she was riding a motorcycle and got pulled over for tinted windows
July 15, 2011
Bahahahahaha XD
July 16, 2011
Yo mama so stupid that when she was walkin down the street and someone threw a cup at her she called the police and said she got mugged.
July 16, 2011
lol
July 17, 2011
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it
July 17, 2011
yo mamma teeth are so yellow that when people see ir in there car they stop
yo mamma is so dirty when she farts its like a earthquake
yo mamma is so fat when she jump in the pool they say tsunami
yo mamma is so dirty when she farts its like a earthquake
yo mamma is so fat when she jump in the pool they say tsunami
July 17, 2011
Originally posted by killermanYo mama is so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.you got that from youtube
July 17, 2011
Originally posted by |f^b*a||☺☺|beast980How do you know. Theres a million yo mama out there.Originally posted by killermanYo mama is so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.you got that from youtube
July 17, 2011
Originally posted by |FBG$|tommyboyit was at youtubeOriginally posted by |f^b*a||☺☺|beast980How do you know. Theres a million yo mama out there.Originally posted by killermanYo mama is so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.you got that from youtube
July 17, 2011
they have yo mama jokes everywhere how do you know he got that specifically from youtube.
July 18, 2011
QUOTE WAR!!!!!!!
Originally posted by |f^b*a||☺☺|beast980Originally posted by |FBG$|tommyboyit was at youtubeOriginally posted by |f^b*a||☺☺|beast980How do you know. Theres a million yo mama out there.Originally posted by killermanYo mama is so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.you got that from youtube
Originally posted by |FBG$|tommyboyQUOTE WAR!!!!!!!THIS MEANS WAR!!!!!Originally posted by |f^b*a||☺☺|beast980Originally posted by |FBG$|tommyboyit was at youtubeOriginally posted by |f^b*a||☺☺|beast980How do you know. Theres a million yo mama out there.Originally posted by killermanYo mama is so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.you got that from youtube
July 18, 2011
Originally posted by slasher |FBG$|I DEMAND WAR!! ATTACK!!Originally posted by |FBG$|tommyboyQUOTE WAR!!!!!!!THIS MEANS WAR!!!!!Originally posted by |f^b*a||☺☺|beast980Originally posted by |FBG$|tommyboyit was at youtubeOriginally posted by |f^b*a||☺☺|beast980How do you know. Theres a million yo mama out there.Originally posted by killermanYo mama is so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.you got that from youtube
July 18, 2011
your mama so stupid she sent her goldfish to obedience school
your mama so fat when she went to the beach she wuz the only one who got a tan
your mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch a 60 minute movie
your mama so fat when she went to the beach she wuz the only one who got a tan
your mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch a 60 minute movie
yo mama is so fat when god said let there be light she had to move
July 18, 2011
yo mama is so fat, well she goes outside to get mail, its measured on the Richter scale
yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with an application
yo mama is so dumb she tried to drown a fish
yo mama is so dumb, she was locked in the bathroom and pissed herself
yo mama is so poor when someone dusted the spider webs off her window she said "NO!! MY GOOD DRAPES!!!!"
yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with an application
yo mama is so dumb she tried to drown a fish
yo mama is so dumb, she was locked in the bathroom and pissed herself
yo mama is so poor when someone dusted the spider webs off her window she said "NO!! MY GOOD DRAPES!!!!"
July 18, 2011
Your mama is so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and she slept on the floor
hahahahaha yo mama is so stupid when she got locked in a grocery store she starved to death
July 19, 2011
Originally posted by |FBG$|tommyboywell thats my answear thats i demand warOriginally posted by slasher |FBG$|I DEMAND WAR!! ATTACK!!Originally posted by |FBG$|tommyboyQUOTE WAR!!!!!!!THIS MEANS WAR!!!!!Originally posted by |f^b*a||☺☺|beast980Originally posted by |FBG$|tommyboyit was at youtubeOriginally posted by |f^b*a||☺☺|beast980How do you know. Theres a million yo mama out there.Originally posted by killermanYo mama is so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.you got that from youtube
July 19, 2011
Originally posted by slasher |FBG$|this got nothing to do with youOriginally posted by |FBG$|tommyboyQUOTE WAR!!!!!!!THIS MEANS WAR!!!!!Originally posted by |f^b*a||☺☺|beast980Originally posted by |FBG$|tommyboyit was at youtubeOriginally posted by |f^b*a||☺☺|beast980How do you know. Theres a million yo mama out there.Originally posted by killermanYo mama is so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.you got that from youtube
July 19, 2011
Originally posted by |FBG$|Polokid24they have yo mama jokes everywhere how do you know he got that specifically from youtube.this got nothing to do
July 19, 2011
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning
July 19, 2011
your mama so stupid she sent her goldfish to obedient school
yo mama teeth r so yellow she drank a glass of water and turned i t into lemonaid
yo mama so ugly when she walked in a pet store with you the manager said your going to have to pay for that
yo mama so ugly when she walked in a pet store with you the manager said your going to have to pay for that
yo mama so fat when she puts on a red dress all the kids say hey koolaid
yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the cowch
yo mama so ugly when she looked out the window she got arested for mooning
yo mama so fat when she steped on the scale it read to be contiued
yo mama so hairy when yor brother was born he died of rug burn
yo mama so stupid she locked herself in a motor cicle
yo mama so fat i was laying on her belly and rolled over twice and was still in the middle
yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the cowch
yo mama so ugly when she looked out the window she got arested for mooning
yo mama so fat when she steped on the scale it read to be contiued
yo mama so hairy when yor brother was born he died of rug burn
yo mama so stupid she locked herself in a motor cicle
yo mama so fat i was laying on her belly and rolled over twice and was still in the middle
yo mama so fat when she tried to roll out of bed she rocked herself back t sleep
July 21, 2011
yo mama so fat she stepped on the scale and it said one at a time please.
July 28, 2011
This isn't exactly a yo mamma's joke, but I think it'll fit in just fine:
July 28, 2011
lol
