Dear Board of Education,
Im writing this letter to discuss a very important topic, my pen.is. I was wondering why I, or the students aren't allowed to let our d**ks hang out. i don't know if its just me, but i need to give it some room to grow and on top of that, i like to show it off. It also needs some room to breathe since my jeans cant contain it. On that note, why aren't the girls in school allowed to walk around naked? Scratch that, why aren't all the pretty girls allowed to walk around naked. Im absolutely sure that the students wouldn't have any problems with this, especially not me. Or if you can't make that happen, can you at least make them wear mini skirts and a tight white, buttoned shirt with the first two top buttons undone? I believe that you need to enforce that on them, teach them some discipline. Thank you for your time and i hope you can help me accomplish these goals. Have an excellent day.
You guys can proof read it and give me some ideas before i hand it into the board.
My epic letter
67 posts
May 1, 2011
May 5, 2011
Your gonna hand that in :O
It funny and reasonable
It funny and reasonable
May 5, 2011
omg so many words so littel time great po.rno though
May 5, 2011
LOL PETER!!!!!! I dare you to turn this is for real!!! XD
May 5, 2011
Oh and include a little stripper like suit under, or at least the fishnet thigh highs
May 5, 2011
That is very... Peter like.
May 5, 2011
Typo xD i meant to up ITS*
May 5, 2011
HAHAHAAAA PO.RN IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 6, 2011
I wonder how many viruses you hav on ur computer...
May 6, 2011
more viruses than the people in the po.rn....
May 6, 2011
Nice one Dan! XD
May 6, 2011
Bahaha...Porn is highly overrated..
May 6, 2011
Underrated. Overrated. Underrated. Overrated.
May 6, 2011
Porn fules us.
May 6, 2011
Oh yeah My hands are lotionized and ready for some action.
May 7, 2011
You don't need porn if you've got charm... ;)
May 7, 2011
Which you don't.
May 7, 2011
Baha, pwned.
May 7, 2011
*Writes Ben's name on a spiked cudgel* I'll ship this to Alice, who lives in Sydney too, Ben...
May 7, 2011
Ha ha, burn.... OH! If she does find him then they might do a little more that, beat each other. ;) ;) *nudge nudge*
May 8, 2011
Nah, she's already fu.cked Michael by now, knowing her... And the shed....
May 8, 2011
And the shed comes back into conversation.
May 8, 2011
Lets just say I see many computer **** in your future.
May 12, 2011
lmao.
May 13, 2011
Im adding this part to the paper
In the school band, why aren't the girls allowed to play my skinflute? I mean it is an instrument that many people enjoy playing with, so why not add it to the music curriculum? Its not like it'll hurt anyone, unless i accidentally poke them in the eye, but i think i can manage to stay still. Oh and if your planning on adding my skin flute in the band, why not throw in my own personal janitor? I tend to make quite a mess when i ejaculate, you know since im pretty big and all :D Oh and make sure all the girls in the band are HOT. I dont want any of those ugly nerd chicks touching my john.
In the school band, why aren't the girls allowed to play my skinflute? I mean it is an instrument that many people enjoy playing with, so why not add it to the music curriculum? Its not like it'll hurt anyone, unless i accidentally poke them in the eye, but i think i can manage to stay still. Oh and if your planning on adding my skin flute in the band, why not throw in my own personal janitor? I tend to make quite a mess when i ejaculate, you know since im pretty big and all :D Oh and make sure all the girls in the band are HOT. I dont want any of those ugly nerd chicks touching my john.
May 13, 2011
Peter, Wow.
May 13, 2011
oh thanks for the support taylor :D
May 13, 2011
Ha, that wasn't a wow of support XD But i guess take what you can get. lmao..
May 13, 2011
thats a hard request for the board
May 13, 2011
Not for mine, I see my teachers in lingare ever day. :>
May 14, 2011
Lingerie* and I'm sure that's in your dreams...
May 15, 2011
I see no Alice. But who cares? If she does come I borrowed my uncle's M16. And borrowed his desert eagle.
May 16, 2011
She has weapons that the military probably doesn't even know about...
May 16, 2011
Originally posted by CharlesLingerie* and I\'m sure that\'s in your dreams...
UP YOUR ****!
May 16, 2011
Originally posted by CharlesShe has weapons that the military probably doesn\'t even know about...I have a weapon so powerful that even the military cant comprehend how powerful it is. It's won many battles, only losing pints of blood each time. One slap from this fearful weapon can kill you
May 17, 2011
My weapon is truly evil. A weapon of total destruction and evil. Nobody knows about it except me. It is nearly microscopic, barely visible. But it more powerful then a nuclear bomb.
May 18, 2011
Originally posted by LegitxxPimpPubezxxQuit talkin' about your d.ckOriginally posted by CharlesShe has weapons that the military probably doesn\'t even know about...I have a weapon so powerful that even the military cant comprehend how powerful it is. It\'s won many battles, only losing pints of blood each time. One slap from this fearful weapon can kill you
May 18, 2011
Lol.
May 18, 2011
YOU THINKING WITH YOUR D1CK.
May 18, 2011
You all need to put your brains in the right head!
May 18, 2011
.... No Peter was talkin' about his d.ck I know him well enough for him to be talking about that... What "weapon" loses blood, eh?
May 18, 2011
lmfao yep, but its true. oh and that blood i was referring to is ji.zz
May 18, 2011
Knew that one Peter. -_-
May 20, 2011
.......... So predictable.
May 23, 2011
not my fault its so big :P
May 23, 2011
.................... It probably is actually.
May 23, 2011
Idk... *shoots Peter in the crotch with Ben's M16* WHO'S GOT A ***** NOW?!
May 25, 2011
wow..........
May 27, 2011
After years of nut shots, my genitals have become as strong as titanium aloid sooooo i still got em.
May 27, 2011
Ha nice. I can **** into the toilet from 3 yards away!
