I met this girl named

phillip

she was a

mean,angry,mentally challenged person.

but i still took her out to

breakfast,lunch, and dinner it was sooooo boring

i got mad with her and sliced her to bits and threw the bits all around my house

then a whole bunch of penguins came and saw the bits so they called the police

but the police didnt listen they ate doughnuts and

became friends with me

then we became BFFL's and they gave me a gun for my birthday

i betrayed them and shot them

and started to

fart and it smelled

so bad i fainted

a-words cute

i woke up in the hospital

they said were gonna disect you alive

I agreed and when they cam with the knife, I took it and stabbed them in the

their ticklish spot, they immediantly started to

dance in joy, jubilation and

glee

then they ran outside

to pee in the rain

but it was acid rain

Then they melted

and i laughed evily

"he he cough-cough he he"

but zombies came

and tried to eat me

i got my a*s whooped

and died

And i cried cuz todays 9/11

i threw up

on a hobo who