i met this chik

her name was patrisha

she was an assasin so she

sliced off something very important to me...

ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is screamed and cryed like a baby

Until a very hot chick saved me and

told me that was her cousin so

i saw an ak 47

and shot her cos i hated her

the whole town saw me

saw me with her so i had to caver up her death

so i burned her in a old abondand house

"MWHAHAHAHAHA" i laughed as it went up in flames

butas the police came after me i relised

that i was a super mutant with incredible powers

so i imploded everybody into null space

"MWAHAHAHAHA!!!" i laughed again

and flew away, showering flames on everyone who didnt think i wuz awesome

i killed god and the devil

and went on to there dirty workers

i sliced them to bits with a laser sword

i walked through there bloody remains

stepping on..... god knows what

i threw up

"awww man, thats nasty" i said

"WHEN DID I EAT CORN!?!?" i asked my self

umm i didnt

lol im bord

i died of boredness

then god brought me to life so im alive again

but I wanted to be in heaven so i used a ladder to climb up but ended up falling in

a pool of jello

i drowned in it

and then i realised that

i turned me into a mad man with incredible godlike powers