i had a ak-47

but i lost it !

so i stole one

it fires great

gun rock?

so i got drunk

and cops came

i ran and triped

da damn thing went off

i got shot and bled out in pain

so they took me to the hospital

i died and ... ------------------------------------------- i came back

"WHERE IS MY AK!!!???" i shouted

but no one herd, i thought it, AHHHHH! there cuttin me open, on an operatin table

i saw my hart

still beating as the removed it, they put this clear thing in that looked just like a heart

but it was a bom

so they turned away and i saw a knife and

stabbed them all with it

they died all 357 of them

i didn't want to live so i choped myself to bits

but alians came and

put me back togheter

then i went to the moon with them

so i sead i was one of them and

murdered them all

with a brand NEW ak!

and got the ufo

and blew up earth with it

so i went to a planet named

and u did not want to be there because

they were

so i went to another planet named zombie land and

the zombies killed me

dammit not again, but i wass reserected and on to a new life

and i killed them all

and went to candy land to

i ate candy lane and

then a candy monster came

so i bit off its head.. and as its newgety brains flowd out i thought

i hate life

so i shot myself in the head with revolver multipule time but apperantly i hav the same crap coating my bones as Wolverine so i dicide to

go to visite wolverine to

ask for edvice, "I HATE THIS LIFE!!!"

he said i was going to be on xmen team and

i sh*t my pants

i ran off but

they caught me so i

peed my self

and got into of there machine that gave me the power to