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Once upon a time....

i ate good ketchup

i ate some pizza

(cough they have to connect into a story...)
and then I barfed.

So then I went

to get some more

but then i heard

I had no more

So then I went

to kick the door

into the village pond

and then a cat

clawed my face off

and I exploded into

a pile of ketchup

and i flew to

The planet mars

for a nice vacation

but i was attacked

by a smile demon

who said to me

go away or die

but i never went

away from the demon

and than i died

from him eating my

ketchup but i

wanted some milk

so i went to jupiter

And found smile demons

i had a ak-47

and I shot him

and laughed manically

while he slowly died

then i flew home

and got some milk :D

for my Fruit Loops

that smile demons took

and i cryed because

i had no ketchup

and then a guy

had ketchup so i

ate it and barfed

out milk then i

killed a smile demon

and laughed again

and then i died

of ketchup overdose

then a smile demon

ate up my remains