Continue on the story. Use only six words or less.

Tom was off too the store when...

A mad cannibal ate him and ...

Pooped him out as a butterfly...

Which was then shot down by the CIA (Excuse the seven words.)

(Its excused) As it fell, a bird flew

Into The Oubliette of Eternity.

Then a plane blew up above...

An innocent bystander

and dropped several cats on him

He died the end.

of his snake started to rattle

because a giant doom bot appeared

turns out it was my ****** *had to, just had to. plus it is 6 words*

....That happened to be quite jacked

Shall we start again?

Yes. I will start...

Once a man yelled out...

i just had s.e.x and...

started to dance very pervy, when

A nuke hit him in the...

Balls and then he...

Died (Can't imagine why)

neither can i

but out from the grave came

a dancing skeleton with a cane

In his cane was a sword

he dropped the sword

and then picked it up

then it removed its head

then he blew up

And his broken parts became sacred

Which were found by a hobo

Who is now called Saint Lamar

that had s.e.x. in church on the alter (excuse 7 words)

(excused, for now) because he was getting married to

A penguin and then they...

lived happily ever after until

A giant meteor appeared

And squashed them during a

christmas dinner, spraying food across the

solar system

blowing everything up in to pieces

The universe ended but one alien race survived (excuse the eight words)

for he was the great Galactus

that came from Halo

(Whatever.) And started to play his Xbox

but it RROD'd

And he got a new one from (excuse the 7 words)

interglactict space market in mars

which he blew up

For the fun of it (Just screw the rule.)