This is a game I see a lot in fourms. You write a small story on how you are taking over the player above's hill. It can be shooting them to pushing them off the hill, be creative. You allways have to say MY HILL! after the concur.
Lets start this off.

I build a hill and layer it with rocks. MY HILL!

I hit you with a Medieval Flail and you fall of the hill. then i layer the hill with stone and put a mini turrent on the top with my friend as the gunner

I let loose all the PB bunnies near the hill then told them to run away from the hill to lure u and u followed them away.then i added land mines near the hill. MY HILL!!!!!

I tell your bunny friends that I'll give him black Opps if they leave and run far away. I give it to them and they and they runs away. I capture the mines and shoot you off the hill. MY HILL! You didn't say my hill Peter.

Metropal you forgot about my gunner on MY HILL!!! so he just kicked your a$$ out after you placed the landmines for me so Metropal it was never your hill
MY HILL!!!

You walts right onto my hill and my guards feed you and you turret friend to the...umm.... floating mouth!

but i manage to escape using my teleportation device but my friend dies a retarded death. i press a button on a remote i have that blows up the hill, leaving everything in tact except you. I go up, hire a new machine gunner and sniper and put death traps leading up to my base
MY HILL!!!

I go to iraq and get 100 suicide bombers with nuclear bombs attached to them and have them run to the hill in all different directions. MY HILL!!!!!!!!

I your hill with my indestruable YOSHIS! SWarming you from EVERY DIRECTION!!!!! We Yoshi equiped with are weapons take your hill and set up turrents, mines, aero-planes, gunships, napalm-strikers, bulletbills, bombers, and our secert weapons.... MY F*CKING HILL!!!! (for now)

i dug a secret underground tunnel all the way to the center of your hill. i came up and threw a billion grenades at once in there. Then i set up a huge mecha robot out in front of it
MY HILL!!!!!

I called in my last secret weapon that beat u all
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CHUCK NORRIS!!! MY HILL!!!

The yoshi swallowed the granades and shot explosive eggs at you. And I combine The Mega Strong Smart Yoshi with Chuck Norris to make: Yuck Yorris!!!! MY HILL!!!

I nuke your sorry a$$ with a biga$$ missile filled with chuck norris's and yoshis!! oh and how would you say chuck norris in plural form? norrises, norris's, norris',norrisi? which one?

Probaly Norrisi. You, amazed at my grammer, worship me and give your hill to mwah. MY HILL!

i, and i don't really give a damn about grammer, pretend to be amazed by ur awesome grammer then sneak up close to worship u then pull out my rocket launcher, stick it in ur gob and pull the trigger, then i set up death traps, jackie norris's (who are jackie chans and chuck norris's combined). then make titanium-steel walls and mount all the weapons u can think of on top, surround the walls with those tank things from halo and make a huge nuke proof glass dome over the top and get 61 intestructable super-commandos to gaurd the place, then, just for good measure, i scatter land mines all over the place and get super stealthy soliders to patrol the area. MY HILL!!!!!!!!!!

(I liked the last one Storm, but just remember, you will always lose.)
I regrow my wang and I waltz right in and everybody faints at my awesomeness. Everybodys head explodes at my awesomeness. I win with awesomeness! MY HILL!

I get all the demons of Hell and tell them that I will give them my soul if they kill you. So they do and I trick them into my pool of holy water....Then I pray to God to help me and so he does....
God mounts on a rocket launcher while Jesus is sniping the hell out of you all....Angels circle and guard the hill while I come up with attack plans and upgrades....I place land mines all over the place(and in case u try to use this, God, Jesus, and the angels don't blow up from these mines) and lock myself in a room where I can't be lured into and traps and this room is in the mantle of the Earth under the hill so I am safe.MY HILL!

OWNAGE! NO ONE CAN BEAT GOD NOT EVEN SATAN SO I JUST CHEATED AND YOU ALL GOT OWNED!

I politely ask God and Jesus and all their angels to go back to heaven. They do. I pick up the files you left out on a stump of a tree when you were peeing on it and tip toe into the hill and since you are in the middle of the earth, I turn off the force feild you have protecting you from lava, and you melt. I take over the Hill. MY HILL!

I've been hiding in a box inside the base the whole time, the other me was just a clone. i knock you out in the back of the head with a pipe and feed you to the Ligers. My HILL!!!

i use my animal physic power to tell the ligers to kill u.the i use my newly invented teleporter to get in side, then destroy the teleporter and sit inside petting the trained ligers, MY HILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i yell LET THE ATTACK BEGIN!! and you see millions of flying cows hover over the base, they take a "you know wat" on the base and it kills everything inside because of the disgusting smell. MY HILL!!!!

-_- I just said I stayed in a safe room so why the hell would I leave my files on a tree stump...dude my ex gf's dad is CIA so I'd know better....
I beg God and Jesus and everyone from my earlier attempt to come back and politley ask them NOT to leave....So I stay in a saferoom with everything I need to survive..Including a toilet....I hide my files in another safe room 500 feet below me and kill you all with a nuclear missle.MY HILL!(i find it irritating that no one wins....)


Oh and AIJ007...I'm not in the Core...I'm in the Mantel and lower crust...so no lava so ha! and I don't have a forcefield so everyone stop making assumptions!

its still my hill since im actually on top of it alive and with a invulnerable forcefield around me so i can never die. oh and the cows s**t all over the place
MY HILL!!!

i pop out of no where behind you and paralyze both of you! it turns out, that i was wearing a CAMO Suit that reflects the light and makes me appear to be wat evers behind me. the whole time and i was standing behind you since the very begining of this game. I make everyone (except the people trying to take my hill) in the world sign a treaty stating that they are my ally's until the end and now its MY HILL!!!!

Sarah pay attention, i said everyone except everyone trying to take my hill

My Hill.

AW NO!!!! Thomas got the hill with the oldest trick in the book!! lmao jk Tom you suck
and true Sarah, you are one of my best friends, and i dont think i can ever kill you, but that doesnt mean you wont kill me!! i dont trust you enough with my life if were competing against each other for our lives because your deceiving and you'll do watever you have to so you can survive.

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hmm that could work. i might try to resist at first but then again, i am perverted. that just might work Sarah. OUR HILL!!!!

I would love to get a video camera in that room. (wink wink nudge nudge.)

While you two get funky (which I know does want to) I capture the lions with my cat avatar and go onto craigs list to look for hores. MY and who ever I find.. HILL!

lmao AJ that would probably be so true. oh and Sarah you forgot to put " " around "discussing battleplans"
because we all know that Peter+ a girl+being alone in a room= getting freaky lol
oh and AJ how would you get us out anyway?

hell ya!
and then i go prone on the roof with my Barret .50 Cal sniper rifle

curves my bullet so it shoots you in the chest to make sure the armor works and then starts laughing my a$$ off and yells
IM THE MAN OF THE HILL SO TECHNACHLY I OWN 60% OF THIS HILL!! NOW GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH!!

I make rain fall onto Sarah so the armor is clear, meow.

see's AJ and shoots him with a needle that contains Rufalin in it.
and then says to Sarah im just joking about the kitchen part, pleaze dont kick my a$$ now

I honestly want you two to talk about horny stuff togeather.

lmao AJ your just like my perverted friend Kevin

im guessing me and Sarah won this little game then

I shoot Sarah while she's seducing Peter...She falls dead then I attack Peter and throw him in jail...I recall my Angel Army and then I call a Demon Army then a Dragon Army then I call all of the armies of the world, dead and alive, to guard the hill.MY HILL!

oh so its a racist thing now Charles? just because im Latin that means that i automatically go to jail? im not good enough to be killed by you a$$hole?

i yell HEY CAN YOU KEEP IT DOWN!! IM TRYING TO TAKE A S**T HERE!!

I shoot both you a$$holes in your heads and say "fall in love in Hell bastards" in a cool voice...MY HILL!

heres the thing Charles, she killed you already while i was taking a s**t in my cell

I'm still here....... ooo, and your still wet.

true true.

IAM GOING TO TAKE MY F*CKING YOSHI NORRISES AND KICK YOUR F*CKING A$$ES!!! We retake the Hill and make it where nobody can stop us or take it again..... We set up our defences underground, ground, hell, seas, skys, EVERYWHERE. BAsically we are gaurding ever f*cking spot. If you try to attack us we explode on impact. If you kill us long distance our ghosts rape and kill you. Face it your screwed..... MY MOTHER F*CKIN HILLL!!!!!!!

Very nice.

ok, thats why i hired ga.y Yoshi loving guys to run up and kill all of you. then i go back and take my spot as king MY HILL!!! no, not my hill, MY CASTLE BEOTCH!! cause i made it bigger(thats wat she said, no ho.mo) and better!