chuck norris doesnt get wet, wet, gets chuck norris..... but in jackie chans case... jackie chan doesnt get wet........... he drowns....... and gets wet!
type google chuck norris on google and click im feeling lucky, its hilarious :D
"Niether one of them can stop a bullet."........TK
chuck norris can slam a revolving door
and he can do a wheely on a unicycle
chuck probably, that guy just scare the sh*t out of people by running at them.lol
chuck norris hade a staring contest with himself in the miror and won he is freeking awsome
Chuck norris will make your nose bleed by thinking about it!
all you have to do is go on google, type in chuck norris, then click im feeling lucky and it'll say that
jackie chan,chuck noris the bome
chuck norris can[INSERT FUNNY YET IMPOSSIBLE TASK HERE] so I pick chuck norris.
chuck norris (can slam a revolving door)
chuck norris dosent follow soviety, society follows chuck norris
Chuck norris doesnt drown in water, water drowns in chuck norris. lmao thats one of my many chuck norris jokes i've made