Magnets. How do they f*cking work?

(It has been decided by The Council that a pointless forum on magnets was necessary. It has been delivered.)

Originally posted by |FBG$| VeKoMagnets. How do they f*cking work?

(It has been decided by The Council that a pointless forum on magnets was necessary. It has been delivered.)

"The Council" being me, VeKo, and Mosta Fox. :)

LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THIS SH*T. MAGNETS. HOW.

AW YISS, MAGIC N' STUFF.

My friends and I theorized about creating a magnetic slip-and-slide.

It would have been fun.

Originally posted by Generic NameMy friends and I theorized about creating a magnetic slip-and-slide.

It would have been fun.

How would it work?

Does it require a magnet suit of magnetic magnetism?

That would be implying I'm an American.

Originally posted by american hateri am gonna stay off topic you stupid americans all of you are pointless

oh no this guy is back what did Americans like us do to you

Originally posted by $TDOR$ awesome :|akatsuki|:

Originally posted by american hateri am gonna stay off topic you stupid americans all of you are pointless

oh no this guy is back what did Americans like us do to you

An american stepped on his sand castle when he was 7. Now he's 8, and he wants revenge.

Originally posted by Angel Bunny

Originally posted by Generic NameMy friends and I theorized about creating a magnetic slip-and-slide.

It would have been fun.

How would it work?

Originally posted by |FBG$| VeKoDoes it require a magnet suit of magnetic magnetism?

Yes. It would require a magnet suit of magnetic magnetism. It would also require a slip-and-slide of precisely oriented magnets. It's based of a maglev technology referred to as electrodynamic suspension. You can look it up on Wikipedia to get the basis of it.

Essentially you'd be running down the slide to get the speed and then when you're at the right speed you can now magnetically glide down the slide.

Originally posted by |FBG$| VeKo

Originally posted by $TDOR$ awesome :|akatsuki|:

Originally posted by american hateri am gonna stay off topic you stupid americans all of you are pointless

oh no this guy is back what did Americans like us do to you

An american stepped on his sand castle when he was 7. Now he's 8, and he wants revenge.

Interesting story. :P

Originally posted by I heart americai am gonna stay off topic you stupid americans all of you are pointless

looks like dom changed his name some how

Well... The magnetic field of a magnet is the boundaries of it's magnetic lines of force. These are the north to south lines in a magnetic field. Magnetic lines of force always start at the north end of a magnet and end on the south end, just like the Earth's axis. Any magnet will set itself parallel to the lines of force, which is how compasses work, and why magnets repel or attract magnetic materials, depending on the north-south position of the magnetic lines of force. Magnetic lines of force draw near each other when the come close to the north and south poles, or ends, of the magnetic, but grow farther from each other as they move away from the poles. They do not cross over each other. There are three types of magnets. Hard, or permanent, magnets are just like their name, permanently magnetic. They make their own magnetic fields constantly. Soft, or temporary, magnets only create magnetic fields when they are under the influence of a hard magnet's field. They will continue producing a magnetic field for a short while after leaving the field of a permanent magnet. Electromagnets are artificial magnets that create a magnetic field only when electricity travels through them. They are made with wire coils. :P When the electricity moves through them, electrons are created and their movement makes a magnetic field. The size of the field can be controlled by the amount of wire coils and the amount of electricity that is sent through them.

Originally posted by LostWell... The magnetic field of a magnet is the boundaries of it's magnetic lines of force. These are the north to south lines in a magnetic field. Magnetic lines of force always start at the north end of a magnet and end on the south end, just like the Earth's axis. Any magnet will set itself parallel to the lines of force, which is how compasses work, and why magnets repel or attract magnetic materials, depending on the north-south position of the magnetic lines of force. Magnetic lines of force draw near each other when the come close to the north and south poles, or ends, of the magnetic, but grow farther from each other as they move away from the poles. They do not cross over each other. There are three types of magnets. Hard, or permanent, magnets are just like their name, permanently magnetic. They make their own magnetic fields constantly. Soft, or temporary, magnets only create magnetic fields when they are under the influence of a hard magnet's field. They will continue producing a magnetic field for a short while after leaving the field of a permanent magnet. Electromagnets are artificial magnets that create a magnetic field only when electricity travels through them. They are made with wire coils. :P When the electricity moves through them, electrons are created and their movement makes a magnetic field. The size of the field can be controlled by the amount of wire coils and the amount of electricity that is sent through them.

tl; dr: Magnets use crazy line sorcery to f*ck sh*t up

Magnets show no remorse. No mercy!

Also, at the end of our final presentation for the class that we theorized the magnetic slip and slide in we actually played the clip from that Insane Clown Posse song.

F*cking magnets! How do they work?

Originally posted by LostWell... The magnetic field of a magnet is the boundaries of it's magnetic lines of force. These are the north to south lines in a magnetic field. Magnetic lines of force always start at the north end of a magnet and end on the south end, just like the Earth's axis. Any magnet will set itself parallel to the lines of force, which is how compasses work, and why magnets repel or attract magnetic materials, depending on the north-south position of the magnetic lines of force. Magnetic lines of force draw near each other when the come close to the north and south poles, or ends, of the magnetic, but grow farther from each other as they move away from the poles. They do not cross over each other. There are three types of magnets. Hard, or permanent, magnets are just like their name, permanently magnetic. They make their own magnetic fields constantly. Soft, or temporary, magnets only create magnetic fields when they are under the influence of a hard magnet's field. They will continue producing a magnetic field for a short while after leaving the field of a permanent magnet. Electromagnets are artificial magnets that create a magnetic field only when electricity travels through them. They are made with wire coils. :P When the electricity moves through them, electrons are created and their movement makes a magnetic field. The size of the field can be controlled by the amount of wire coils and the amount of electricity that is sent through them.

I read the first sentence. And stopped there. :P

Originally posted by Angel Bunny

Originally posted by LostWell... The magnetic field of a magnet is the boundaries of it's magnetic lines of force. These are the north to south lines in a magnetic field. Magnetic lines of force always start at the north end of a magnet and end on the south end, just like the Earth's axis. Any magnet will set itself parallel to the lines of force, which is how compasses work, and why magnets repel or attract magnetic materials, depending on the north-south position of the magnetic lines of force. Magnetic lines of force draw near each other when the come close to the north and south poles, or ends, of the magnetic, but grow farther from each other as they move away from the poles. They do not cross over each other. There are three types of magnets. Hard, or permanent, magnets are just like their name, permanently magnetic. They make their own magnetic fields constantly. Soft, or temporary, magnets only create magnetic fields when they are under the influence of a hard magnet's field. They will continue producing a magnetic field for a short while after leaving the field of a permanent magnet. Electromagnets are artificial magnets that create a magnetic field only when electricity travels through them. They are made with wire coils. :P When the electricity moves through them, electrons are created and their movement makes a magnetic field. The size of the field can be controlled by the amount of wire coils and the amount of electricity that is sent through them.

I read the first sentence. And stopped there. :P

That's the point of "tl; dr"s: to simplify things that are too long to read.

I've never heard of "tl; dr"s.

Just short for "too long; didn't read" :P
Example provided earlier.

Oh, I see. Sometimes I ask a question and when I get the answer I feel stupid. :P

Well you gotta get the answer somehow.

Originally posted by |FBG$| VeKoWell you gotta get the answer somehow.

True.

Originally posted by Angel Bunny

Originally posted by |FBG$| VeKoWell you gotta get the answer somehow.

True.

true

Originally posted by Mosta Fox

eww creppy

Originally posted by good03

Originally posted by Mosta Fox

eww creppy

bad03, you need a doctor.

I don't think there's any way to fix that much stupid, so the doctor would just have to "fix" the stupid. (And by that I mean euthanasia.)

oh

^Further proof^

Originally posted by |FBG$| VeKoI don't think there's any way to fix that much stupid, so the doctor would just have to "fix" the stupid. (And by that I mean euthanasia.)

lol

Originally posted by Spidey Agent TDOR

Originally posted by |FBG$| VeKoI don't think there's any way to fix that much stupid, so the doctor would just have to "fix" the stupid. (And by that I mean euthanasia.)

lol

Agent Spidey doesnt even know what euthanasia means. He loled just in case

i like spidey he is soo cool and nice

Originally posted by TheRat

Originally posted by Spidey Agent TDOR

Originally posted by |FBG$| VeKoI don't think there's any way to fix that much stupid, so the doctor would just have to "fix" the stupid. (And by that I mean euthanasia.)

lol

Agent Spidey doesnt even know what euthanasia means. He loled just in case

Lol calm down fella. stop eating too much di.cks you lil cute creature. this is bad for your health.

well being rude is not funny

Originally posted by good03well being rude is not funny

look at yourself first.

I find it pretty funny.

lol yeah.

not too me

please give your fingers a rest and stop typing for a few minutes. this is too much pain for us.

ok but can you

why you went to rude too me plss stop *crying*

Originally posted by Spidey Agent TDORwhy you went to rude too me plss stop *crying*

Too me ?

Originally posted by TheRat

Originally posted by Spidey Agent TDORwhy you went to rude too me plss stop *crying*

Too me ?

you're stupid right? i'm just mocking bad03

Originally posted by Spidey Agent TDOR

Originally posted by TheRat

Originally posted by Spidey Agent TDORwhy you went to rude too me plss stop *crying*

Too me ?

you're stupid right? i'm just mocking bad03

You're stupid right ? I'm just mocking you

Originally posted by TheRat

Originally posted by Spidey Agent TDOR

Originally posted by TheRat

Originally posted by Spidey Agent TDORwhy you went to rude too me plss stop *crying*

Too me ?

you're stupid right? i'm just mocking bad03

You're stupid right ? I'm just mocking you

Shut up, Templeton. Lul.

Originally posted by Spidey Agent TDORwhy you went to rude too me plss stop *crying*

i cant you dont like me *cry*

Originally posted by good03

Originally posted by Spidey Agent TDORwhy you went to rude too me plss stop *crying*

i cant you dont like me *cry*

XD you don't even get it.