If a squirrel licks its butt in the middle of a road in Africa in the winter on Tuesday morning...what color thong did your mom wear last night when i saw her at the club?

I believe it was green.

This is the Heisenberg uncertainty principle discussion all over again.

And I thought forums couldn't get any more stupid...

Bad thing is, I answered this as honestly as possible...

Goddamnit.

The tests got me perfectly:

You are all wrong. that thing was zebra striped.

I think Sauron was attempting to change the topic with his posts. This has got to be the worst, dumbest, most pointless original topic ever.

Thank you. ^.^

I guess we're enemies, Ben, because mine was dead-on.....

I share common enemies with each of you... we need to find some greens and reds to beat up.

Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz.

So, basically, you're a CEO? XD

I think I'm actually a mix of blue and black.

I would say I'm a mixture of white and blue. After all, I am smart, cunning, and to my enemies, deceitful. I pull clever tricks and I'm the one pulling the strings from the shadows. XD