I'm Nessie.

The Loch Ness Monster.

I'm a catfish and I will tickle your buttholes with my whiskers until it's hard to poop.

Meh. I am a saltwater crocodile.

Originally posted by MostafoxI'm a catfish and I will tickle your buttholes with my whiskers until it's hard to poop.

omg

DON'T TEST ME, I WILL DO IT IF I HAVE TO.

*Rips Bengal Tiger to shreds*