Told you.

That's more me. Long story.

XD

Also, the conversation involving it is not appropriate for anyone of...really any age period.

What about God? He has no age.

Good one!

haha

I don't like it when you sit down on a toilet, but it's actually a Japanese toilet and when you're about to wipe your as.s, a little pipe comes out of the toilet bowl and sprays your as.s with cold water. TRUE STORY.

Isn't that a verday or something?

Well, God's kinda above being an anyone.

I'm an Elf.

Elves are demi-gods, and so am I. I'm a Cyrodillic vampire bosmer.

Elves are the Firstborne.

But Cyrodill is home to the Imperials! D: Go back to the Aldmari Dominion you Elf-bad. :D

Lol wut, I said the S-word. Not bad. ( T_T)

Originally posted by MostafoxBut Cyrodill is home to the Imperials! D: Go back to the Aldmari Dominion you Elf-bad. :D

I'm not from there.

Originally posted by MostafoxI don't like it when you sit down on a toilet, but it's actually a Japanese toilet and when you're about to wipe your as.s, a little pipe comes out of the toilet bowl and sprays your as.s with cold water. TRUE STORY.

Cool story bro.

No, no, I was talking to Carlos.

Originally posted by Polokid24

Originally posted by MostafoxI don't like it when you sit down on a toilet, but it's actually a Japanese toilet and when you're about to wipe your as.s, a little pipe comes out of the toilet bowl and sprays your as.s with cold water. TRUE STORY.

Cool story bro.

cool story bro tell it again

I found one of those toilets recently. I tried it just for the lols.

Did it tickle?

Originally posted by MostafoxBut Cyrodill is home to the Imperials! D: Go back to the Aldmari Dominion you Elf-bad. :D

Nope, I'm from Valenwood. The type of vampire I am is Cyrodilic. If you read up, Cyrodilic vampires can blend into society and don't burn in sunlight. They also drink blood from the people that are asleep.

It tickled, but my butt smelled nice.

XD

XDD

dat arnt even funny

Your "English" makes no sense.

i r not hoo u think i am

Yes you are.

Lol.

Afk?

Away from keyboard.

Gamer slang.

Indeed.

I would have never guessed that.

That moment during online gaming when you get a good kill and everyone is like 'OMGWTFBBQ WALLHACK N00B HACKER GOD-MODDER FLUKE N00B. If I had a coin for every time someone called me something along the lines of that, I'd be a millionaire.

What kind of coin?

Septim.

-.-*

Originally posted by MostafoxSeptim.

Hehehehehe

Originally posted by Krinkle's Returndont you realize i will keep coming back untill i conquer every single forum?

Conquer a bunch of letters? Wow, get a life. :P

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