Suprisingly, I'm not really that into butts.
Surprisingly? I would be surprised if you WERE into butts.
You're remarkably innocent. :) The forums will change that. It did for me.
And I am glad to provide my services as a gutter-mind to the rest of the internet. *Bows*
So far, I haven't lost any innocence. Yet.
*Catches you and brings cudgel down on your head* Just like the good old days.
*Over sitting on a rock.* Did you use to beat up my clones? *Smiles.*
Yep. Used to beat up everything. *You spontaneously combust*
*Fuses back together.* No fair. *Teleports behind you and stabs you in the back.*
*The blade passes right through me, followed by you as the momentum carries you forward, and you fall flat. I solidify, jump down on you and slit your throat*
Whose side should I take?
*Your knife slips to the side, not cutting me. A knife appears from the back of my boot and I use it to cut your Achielle's heel and push you away. I'm on my feet before you can recover.* That wasn't nice.
*Starts erratically teleporting around, slicing at you every now and then*
*Conjures Kevlar armour and two samurai swords. A slice out at your neck.*
Fight Angel. She wants to.
Eh, I don't care if you'll fight me. Because I just became a Wobbuffet and can counter everything.
Going to pretend like I know what a Wobbuffet is.
It's a Pokemon. It counters everything for double the damage. That's it schtick.
Sounds like a particularly annoying creature.
Yup. In the games though it's easier because the guy has to predict whether it's a physical or special attack and then use the special countering attack for that. However, your opponent can't switch out with a Wobbuffet on the field...and you have a move that can force the enemy to use the same move that he last used three times in a row. However, you cannot heal and you need to be hurt directly in order for the countering moves to work.
Complications...They make it sound like it's more trouble than it's worth. :P
Pokemon is some serious sh*t.
Pokemens is super cereal!
it's a thriller.... *Thriller starts playing in the background*