your mamma so dum she layed on the grasss and said i dont like greenbeans................

yo mama is so dumb she got locked in a stall and pooped her pants
yo mama is so dumb she was locked in a bed store and slept on the floor

good huh?

YO MAMA SOOOOOOOOOOO FAT SHE JUMPED OVER WALMART KMART AND LANDED ON TARGET..........

hahahahahaa i no funny

yo mama is
so fat she was swimming in the atlantic ocean walked up to florida tripped oer the missisipi river and squashed santa

i love these

i luv yo mam jokes hahahaha

yo mama is so ugly when she was sitting on the sidewalk a jogger said who forgot to take out the trash

good job on all of these

top 10 yo mama masters

10. Jesus112
9.Gamer W.A.T.A.G
8.Scarecrow
7.FBG$ Carnage 217
6.FBG$ peter the pimp
5.Happy Rednecks
4.Saint Maddiegirl
3.Manipoo22
2.Godzilla143
1 Gun Y.M.M

wait so your the best Gun?

or jesus?

yo mama is so lazy she went to walk the dog the dog walked her
yo mama is so ugly she appears in freddie cougers nightmares
yo mama is so fat she put on a yellow rain coat people thought she was a schoolbus
yo mamas teethr so yellow people get confused with her teeth with the sun
yo mama is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

yes peter im the best

Yo mama is so dumb, she threw a rock at the ground and missed

yo mama so fat ppl jog around her for exercise.....

yo mama so fat she put her lipstick on with a paint-roller

yo mama so fat she triped over 4th ave, and landed on 12th

yo mama so fat she layed on the beach and people ran around her screaming free willy

Yo mama is so fat when she put an orange shirt on everyone said Forrest fire!!!

hahahahahaa gun funny one lol luv yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so dumb when someone asked her if she wanted to play poker she ran outside to grab a stick.

yo mammas so fat that when she saw a school bus drive by she yelled "Stop that twinkie!!"
yo mammas so fat that when she fell down the floor i wasnt laughing but the floor was cracking up.
yo mammas so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
yo mammas so stupid that she fell up the stairs.

wat number am i now?

you mama so fat,when she walks outside with a yellow jacket someone shouts TAXI

yo mammas so mean she roasted a dog but it in a bun and ate it
(lamest yo mamma ever)

yo mamma so stupid she put a dog in a bun and said heres your hot dog

yo mama is so stupid she had a million dollars and gave it away for a grape.

Peter your in 5th now

yo mama so old she was in jesus's yearbook.....

yo mama is so dirty when she lit a candle roches came out singing haleluigh for lite....

yo mama is so stupid she took a pepsi challenge and chose jif...

yo mama is so fat when she wore a yellow raincoat and people were screaming taxi....

yo mama is so old she played the violin for jesus's wedding....

yo mama is so dirty roaches rode there bikes on her panties.....

yo mama is so old she still owes Jesus $2

yo mama so ugly that when she entered the ugly contest, they said sorry no professionals
( i just remembered this one from the fifth grade

yeah i heard that one to

ok lets hear it

your mama is so ulgly when she looked at her self in the mirror she died!!

your mama is so fat the great wall of china is not big enough
your mama is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl
your mama is soo greasy she uses bacon for bandaids
your mama is soo stupid she brought a crab to the beach

WHAT WORD DUDES!!

saint joker, u stole mine!!

ooooooooooo fight between the Saint Jokers!!! Bet your points here at Peter The Pimps betting corner. Just be notified that half of your winnings go to me for conducting this illegal operation. So who are you betting on? Little Joker or Joker?

your mama so stupied she thore a rock at the ground and missed

heyyyyyyyyyyy

yo mammas so stupid she triped over a cordless phone

yo mammas so stupid that she got hit by a praked car
yo mammas so stupid that she fell up the stairs
yo mammas so stupid that she brought a spoon to the super bowl

great

wat am i now?

yo mama so ugly that she doesn't go shopping cause there's no dogs allowed

yo mama is so nasty she brings crabs to the beach

your mama so nasty, i asked wats for dinner, she opened her legs and sayed, crabs

did the dinner taste nice haha jk

yo mama so poor when she tried to kick the rats out they said uh uh we got a reciept

lol

yo mamma so ugly she stood on the beach and the tide wouldn't come in