*Tackles you and sits on your head.* Stay.

*stays* (I hope nether of them will kill me)
*still atems to lick your face but falls down on face*

I am sitting on your head. You cannot lick my face.

*Grabs your ancle and pulls your foot off*

(so hungry)
Btw anything inside of the parentheses are his thoughts becasue dogs can't talk

*Eats his foot.*

*Pulls out knife and cuts your tail off*

(why does everyone want to kill me)
*runs of to find Torrey hoping she would help*

*Pulls you back* Tut-tut. *Rips one of your ears off*

(what do u want me to do just please stop hurting me)
*hides in fear*

Everyone gets there time, Sharkdog. You won't believe how many times I've been killed.

(I have been killed several times by guess who... The person who is disassembling me now)

He kills everyone.

Except Charles and AJ. *Gouges out sharkdog's eyes*

(he is the only one I have been killed by)
(now please help)

*Yanks off other ear* I'm surprised the dog isn't dead yet.

*Jumps on Ben's head.*

What is this?

I am a cat.

I know. I do not like being sat upon like some common patch of earth.

Am I distracting?

A bit.

*Wiggles.*

Hmm. Guess I shall have to make do. *Cuts remaining limbs off sharkdog, then throws him in a fire*

*respawns*
knows lord death dummy

Pfft.

what.
U want me to call death fine
*writes 42-42-564 in the mirror*
*mirror starts ringing*

I am Lord of Death. I am Lord of Chaos. I am He Who Brings the Darkness.

*Teleports in some apple juice and carrots.*

no ur not once again this is death
And if want to know this is death the kid or dtk for short

Maybe he is Death. Yet I am Lord of Death, and of Chaos.

His full name is Lord Death ok

No, his name would be Death. His title, on the other hand, would be Lord. Yet I am still Lord of Death.

Fine jez

HOLD UP MOFOS!!!!!!!!! I demand you all to grow tails.

I'm a dog I already have a tail.

MORE TAILS!

I am king. I will not be commanded.

How is that possible to have more than one tail.
Tell me one animal that naturally has more than one tail.

*Pins a tail on ben.*

*Rips it off*

*Laughs at both of you*

*Puts it back on.*

*Rips it off*

*Puts it back on. With duct tape.*

Originally posted by sharkdog123 :lAKATSUKIl:How is that possible to have more than one tail.
Tell me one animal that naturally has more than one tail.

(From wikipedia) "On rare occasions, scorpions can be born with two metasomata (tails). Two-tailed scorpions are not a different species, merely a genetic abnormality."

*Cuts if off and stabs Torrey*

*Heals, procures a new one, and pins it on.*

*Still laughs At both of you*
I said naturally it says "genetic abnormality."

That's still natural. Unnatural is produced by scientists in a lab. Abnormal is produced naturally, it just isn't normal.

Originally posted by sharkdog123 :lAKATSUKIl:no ur not once again this is death
And if want to know this is death the kid or dtk for short

Death the Kid quotes:

"Symmetry, that is what I enjoy aesthetically."

"That is why I prefer using you two pistols. There is symmetry to wielding you two, right? (Getting aggravated) But when you two are in human form, your hairstyles and your heights are completely different... (Grabs their breast) Even your cup sizes are completely different!"

(Comparing sides) "Right. Left. Right. Left. Right. It's totally messed up!"

(Furious) "What the hell is wrong with you? Your sides are totally different! I've never seen anything so screwed up in my life! Where the hell are you from? Are you someone from Screwed up Island?! You're so disgusting... expect for your forehead! (Shoots) It's a nuisance! You don't need those decorations! You're worthless! It's a nuisance!!"