Amen.

Nevermind.......Mr. Benjamin.

Originally posted by MetropalYou have interesting fantasies. :D Lol.

I have to have some interesting fantasies. It's why I do what I do.

Most of us have interesting fantasies, but some of us are just crazy. Are you sure you know the difference?

There is no difference. Everyone's a little bit crazy. If more people were considered normal, then we wouldn't have half the stuff we do now.

*Kills Torrey by throwing her down a bottomless pit*

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You'll die... eventually. Either pressure, starvation, dehydration, sleeplessness or sheer boredom will kill you in the end.

Well, now I'm kinda sad. :(

Meh...don't be sad. Be apathetic about life...and make OTHERS accidentally sad by some ramblings about death like I do.

O.o I'm still sad.

Oh my. Well, don't get sad: get happy instead.

That's my advice.

:( :I :L :) :D

See. I can alter like everyone's emotions!

I'm still falling down a bottomless pit.

If you stay happy you won't die from sheer boredom! :D
...I'm still thinking on other solutions.

Ummm, how about a rope?

An endless rope! That travels faster than you can fell! And it's tied to a tree, btw. ^^
Here! Take it! *throws rope at bottomless pit*
Did you grab it?

You know...you could have just asked. Apparently I was entrusted with the switch to turn off gravity. It does wonders.

Won't the weight of and endless rope be enough to pull that tree along with her. Think about it the time it took for sauron o post that

Originally posted by I.I.C.D.M.M Sauron |FBG$|You'll die... eventually. Either pressure, starvation, dehydration, sleeplessness or sheer boredom will kill you in the end.

was about hours ago imagine how far down the pit she already fell. All that gravity pushing down on her and the tree I don't think that tree could take it. Especially the weight of and endless rope that thing should way a ton.

Ya know, I was fearing that you could hit the bottom of the bottomless pit... Anyway, I'm just trying to save you. ^^
*pull back endless rope*
*yells to the pit* Are you sure you want to turn off the gravity? This might be dangerous!

Originally posted by |FBG$|Polokid24was about hours ago imagine how far down the pit she already fell. All that gravity pushing down on her and the tree I don\'t think that tree could take it. Especially the weight of and endless rope that thing should way a ton.

I know! That's why I wrote "tree"! I was just waiting for who would notice that. ^^

I don't really care. As long as I get out of this pit.

Welp, that's the only thing I need to hear

*press the button and suddenly gravity turns off. He begins to struggle to keep his footing on this gravity-less world*

I suggest you just hold on to the rope as we pull you up. It'll go quicker that way.

If we turn the gravity off everyone would be falling to the sky. (??)
We really needed to tie ourselves on trees... We can catch ya with a fish net or something, and then we turn on the gravity.

*holds onto rope*

Well, it's more of a local effect. I just hope the rest of us are okay with weightlessness. Now, let the man with repulsivelifts pull! *grabs rope and flies back until she's up out of the pit. He pressed the button and gravity returned* Tada!

lol

*gets up* Thank you, sire and sister.

No problem! Just be sure to respect random magic and technology when we pull it out of nowhere! That saves lives!

It does.

Naughty!!! *Steals wierd gravity switch and throws Torrey, sofia and dcinciruk down bottomless pit*

Hey. Grab on you two. He still didn't steal my repulselifters!

I love having Iron Man's boots

*Grabs*

THUNDERSTRUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! YEAAAAAAAAA YEAAAAA YEAAAA! THUNDERSTRUCK!

ACDC, impressive.

*Chucks a few of mutli-length-fuse-grenades down bottomless pit, they explode and knock off your repulselifters and badly injure you*

*though I am a little injured I'm able to put on the full suit of Iron Man armor*

Well, I'm going to be an engineer... And I was once in a cave with a box of scraps.

One part of that statement is a lie.

*Teleports*

Originally posted by dcinciruk*though I am a little injured I'm able to put on the full suit of Iron Man armor*

Well, I'm going to be an engineer... And I was once in a cave with a box of scraps.

One part of that statement is a lie.

Of course!! I know what's a lie. I bet it was a bowl of scraps, not a box. Duh!

Actually, it wasn't so much of a cave as it was an alcove.

Originally posted by AIJ007ACDC, impressive.

Thunderstruck is Iron Man's theme song(Dcinciruk brought up Iron Man), didn't you know that?

Oh, well poohy.

Ah Iron Man...what would we do for a theme song to the Iron Man movie?

Lol sorry.

Nevermind, this way is quicker. And easier. *Blasts off Dcinciruk's armor and shoots Torrey, Sofia and Dcinciruk through the head before they can do anything*

*Falls dramatically*

*Blasts your head off*

*Eww*

Aww, headshot. That's so mean.
Well, we are dead. Let's terrorize him while we're ghosts. Booo.

We still in a Medieval age? 'Cause nothing here looks medieval. Since the first post.

*sneaks up behind sauron and yells THIS IS SPARTA and kicks him into the bottomless pit*