Yay! A new rank!

Well done.

Hehehe....

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think cute is Ben's weakness....

WHOOOO! I finally gots me a squire, been wanting one of those for years.

I'm a dog squire then.

Originally posted by TDOR CharlesFoxKaysI think cute is Ben's weakness....

Shut UP!

Can I be your attack dog instead.

You are Crossing's squire, and that is the end of it. To make the job a little easier for you... *Casts a spell that turns you into a human*

awww I liked being a dog

Well it's not your wants you need be worrying about, it's Crossing's.

*kicks a stone* fine

Now attend to him.

well he is not online right now so how would I?

WITH SORCERY. NOW EVERYBODY LEAVE MY COURT, EXCEPT CHARLES AND CROSSING.

but i need to assist crossing no matter what so i need to stay

Hmm. Very well.

No. Everything said was a terrible idea. And you should all feel ashamed about it.

*Rolls into court*

*Palms my face.*

Originally posted by Generic NameNo. Everything said was a terrible idea. And you should all feel ashamed about it.

Screw you. My kingdom is perfect.

Correct it is perfect

*The crown walks out of the room.*

*Grabs the crown* I can suck your blood and petrify you if you're going to not adorn the kings head.....

Meow.

*Rolls past and steals crown*

*Grabs Mosta, hauls him to his feet and immediately punches him in the face, breaking his nose. I take my crown back and place it on my head* Take this would-be crown thief away!

*Traps him in a void cube of endless space.*

What should I do can do?

*Mind swirls in confusion.* What the hell just happened?

dafuq. . .

*Mind swirls in confusion* What the hell did shark just say?

opps I ment What should I do or can do?

The moment has passed. All is good.

What should I do im board.

I dunno. Assist your master.

He is not here right now. SO what now.

Sit around.

But that is boring

Get over it.

Fine turn me into a dog and give me something to acttack

Hell no. Go and practise swordfighting or something.

A. I didn't think squires sword fighted.
B. Why can't u turn me into a dog temperarly

A. Yes they did.
B. BECAUSE I AM YOUR KING, AND I DO WHAT I WANT!!!

Fine I'll look it up on the internet how to change myself.

You can't just "research" magic. You have to be born with it.

why not

BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO BE BORN WITH IT!!! NOW STOP QUESTIONING ME OR I WILL MAKE YOU A HEAD SHORTER!!!!!!