*The Shadow kills every Orc. If any Orcs try to trample it, they will also die.*

*Orcs still coming in their thousands*

*continues moving over the mountain to see the millions more orcs coming at us over the horizon*

bad SON! THERE REALLY COMING FROM FAR AWAY! ... ... ... WHY DO THEY WANT OUR CASTLE?

The SKITTLES!!!! *Does a pretty amazing flip and beheads a dozen orcs.*

HMM! THIS IS UNFORTUNATE! WELL, THERE ARE WAY TOO MANY COMING AROUND...AT LEAST FOR MY SAND WORM! I MAY NEED MY SECOND RIDE SOON...THE DESERT'S RUNNING OUT!

*Flies off to combat orcs*

*Nuke counts down from ten*

*Defuses the nuke* DO YOU WANT TO END THE CASTLE TOO!?

*Shooting orcs*

Wait no. Get us the nuke! We can use it! *whistles when I approach the end of the desert. A gigantic lion, about the height of a tall SUV came barreling down the path towards me* GOOD! NOW LET'S RIDE! *jumps on it and continues sprinting down*

*Armas nuke again*

Take the nuke away from the castle. Go now. -_- *Points at the "heart" of the Orc army.*

*Inches away from the nuke, while killing more orc lives.*

She can go with them. She always comes back because she's a slime mutant that has taken a liking to her current form... *Points to previous pages of you being killed. :P or was that another forum?*

*Flies up to Charles, snatches nuke out of his hand and flies off, while disarming nuke*

THIS IS THE LONGEST FORUM I HAVE READ ON HERE!!!! A WHOOPING 46 PAGES!!!! WOO HOO!

*In the distance a large group of roaming foundries spitting out orcs can be seen* So we have gigantic orc factories in the distance. Anyone sense a party?

Will there be cake?

*Flies over, arms and drops nuke into one of foundries. As I fly away, it explodes with way to much CGI and Micheal Bayness*

And now! To take down the other 49. Great.

Originally posted by CharlesFoxKaysShe can go with them. She always comes back because she's a slime mutant that has taken a liking to her current form... *Points to previous pages of you being killed. :P or was that another forum?*

Slime is gross. But, I tend to revive on all forums I RP on. *Lures following orcs into a forest enchanted by my own magic.* Come, my darlings!

Originally posted by Generic NameAnd now! To take down the other 49. Great.

EVERY LITTLE HELPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

INDEED! NOW, TO TAKE DOWN THE NEXT ONE! SOULS OF THE DEAD COME FORTH!

*hundreds of ghosts wielding weapons from all ages came out and started to swarm around a couple of the foundries*

*Secretly plants nuke at centre of castle*

Originally posted by Mostafox*Secretly plants nuke at centre of castle*

*Uses ultimate secret detector to detect said nuke, steals it, and throws it into a foundry. It too explodes with way too much CGI*

*Charges mah lazer and fires the shoop de whoop, eliminating 4 of the factories*

Originally posted by Dan

No, sorry.

Not quite.

You've gone deaf, old chap.

*Picks up Spiderman and throws him into space*

*Snickers.*

Back from space

Permission denied.

No problem, don't need permission to shoot web

Broken image link is broken.

Indeed.

Right, now back to Orc slaying! *Fires explosive arrows at the machines in the factories, destroying them.*

Originally posted by CharlesFoxKaysRight, now back to Orc slaying! *Fires explosive arrows at the machines in the factories, destroying them.*

You really think a couple of explosive arrows are going to destroy them?

I'm destroying the mechanisms that make the orcs. For example, conveyor belts, generators, etc. And the resulting chain reaction of explosions are destroying the factory as a whole. And ONE laser took down the Death Star, so yes, I do. >:I

Also, you misread. By "Destroying them." I was referring to the machines.

Originally posted by CharlesFoxKaysI'm destroying the mechanisms that make the orcs. For example, conveyor belts, generators, etc. And the resulting chain reaction of explosions are destroying the factory as a whole. And ONE laser took down the Death Star, so yes, I do. >:I

Also, you misread. By "Destroying them." I was referring to the machines.

*missile

Laser missile?

Nope. Force-guided missile.

Do you think it's surprising I'm not second on the top 100 players? :P I will take Ingolfo's spot one day. I'll never take your spot, I know that. XD You're the highest level player(besides Dom) on the site. That or the other 39's don't have the same amount of points. :P

I think I'm the only 39. And I'm going on holiday for two weeks soon, with little to no interweb. That'll be your chance to catch up.

Well, Ben, probably not. I don't game on Gamesbutler nearly as much as I used to.
And damn it, Torrey! DO NOT encourage Dan!

DO NOT.