I really don't feel like looking it up to tell you the truth.
We are going through a dry spell again ladies and gentlemen. It'll pick up again when we find something that some people love with a burning passion and some hate with feirce intensions.
I have no clue what I'm doing now...so I'm going to post and pretend like I'm something.
*Points.* Look, it's a something!
*hit* Ouch. Dude. Not cool.
It still speaks! *Throws another knife at it.*
(BTW, Happy Fourth of July, American users! i watched a wonderful display of expolsive lights at Busch Gardens tonight. It was brilliant!)
Ha ha, busch. *shoots 'it'*
I lit firecrackers and burn my thumb with a lighter by accident. :P
My family throws them under each others' feet. I stood there, let em blow up under me with no effect and was like "U mad bro?"
Wow, I forgot a t? Lol, I knew I was missing something...
NO! I REFUSE TO LET LORD AJ'S KINGDOM DIE! MEN, GARRISON THE FORT, MAN THE SCORPIONS, PATROL THE CASTLES, READY YOUR BOWS!
*Unfolds my bow and rallies troops* What exactly are we preparing for?
*pulls out Gunblade* You see...this isn't a party until the undead show up! *zombie soldiers rise up from the ground drawing their weapons*
*Summons Lord of the Potatoes.*
*Still don't know why we're doing this, but rallies more troops and checks quiver*
The guards were lazy due to lack of posting. The orcs are almost here and are coming in LARGE numbers.
Ah. *Checks my weapons and straps them to my back*
*Same, grabbing my Cursed Arrows of Death and Famine.*
*Runs to the battlements to survey the garrison, and the orc army. I hear distant wars horns and marching feet from behind a nearby mountain*
So in other words with our current army we're nearly recreating the Battle of Gondor. We got regular soldiers. We got undead soldiers (I know they're supposed to be more like ghosts but still relevant). We got orc enemies.
*smirks* Let the battle start!
SLEN TIID VO *Hundreds of Ancient Dragons rise from the ground to fight for me*
*Orcs assemble outside the castle walls, belowing war cries*
THIS IS IT MEN! THE MOMENT OF TRUTH! THOSE ORCS THINK THEY CAN TAKE US, BUT WE SHALL SHOW THEM THEIR MISTAKE! FOR THE KING! FOR THE KINGDOM! CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!
*Watches the war from my telescope*
*Grips sword harder, I guess.*
*Snipes 100 orcs with Cursed arrows.*
Oh, I got called a f.ag on Youtube:
Def not fair fight faire there using a black guy!
Zellps0 2 days ago
That's a bit racist, and a disgrace. Be gone. :P
CharlesFoxKays in reply to Zellps0 2 days ago
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Your a **** get over it. It's funny.
Zellps0 in reply to CharlesFoxKays 2 days ago
I laugh so much at Youtube idiots. :3 If being an intelligent person with the decency to not be racist makes me a fa.g, then I'm the BIGGEST fa.g on this planet.
What video?
*Orcs raising ladders and battering at door*
The Takeover (The Break's Over) on FallOutBoyVEVO
*Plays my epic guitar of the future, firing on the Orcs as if it was a 12-Gauge. The run in fear, for the weapon is alien to them.*
(It's a Fooly Cooly(Furi Curi/FLCL) reference. :P)
Haha!