NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAVE YOU NOT READ THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS? DID YOU JUST CLICK 'I ACCEPT' WITHOUT READING IT?

LET'S KILL US SOME CREEPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, SON.

*runs up to a creeper and bites its head off* RAAAAAHHH!

... *Slices Creepers apart with sword*

*EXPLOSION*

NU!!!!!!!!!!! *Drinks potion of Instant Health II*

Originally posted by I.I.C.D.M.M Sauron |FBG$|Creeper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Green four-legged monster come up behind Charles*

And what followed were so many Minecraft references that I am proud of ALL of you. :D
*Grabs bow enchanted with Flame V, Power II, and Infinity III* >:D

*Summons Lewis and Simon*

Don't forget Hannah. :P

Meh. *Summons Hannah*

XD But without Hannah, we don't hear about the horses that hump each other in the glass stables.

Hush, Charles and kill some Creepers. *Slices Creeper in half*

*Shoots a Spider Jockey, then takes out Mr. Astley.*

And another Yogscast reference. *Kills more Creepers, and sees a Ghast flying above us*

Ghasts: Casper ain't so friendly no more.

Bring that freaky tentacle monster which sounds like it's having se.x down!!!!!

*We're within ran-BOOM!!!!!!* Ow..... Good thing we made a Netherbrick structure. *Shoots it, killing it in one shot.*

*Hundreds of Blazes and Endermen in aggro mode come down a nearby hill*

*The Endermen are already here* AHFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!! *Pours water all over the damned place* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hell yeah.

Now about the Guardians.... .-.

*More Creepers arrive*

*There's a 5 block deep pit around us* :D

*throws a parade for Torreys birthday*

*Torrey's

*stares*
*throws you out of the kingdom for a day*

Tee hee.....

Not fair.

Brush your teeth, go to your room, and go straight to bed.

*Does as told*

My lordship, do you feel like a puppet on a lonely string? :P

Me?

"I will slit your fu.cking throat and use your blood as syrup on my waffles, you ugly piece of crap."
-I can't remember.

Well, blood on waffles is a terrible idea. It coagulates way too quickly.

I prefer my waffles blood free, thank you very much.

all u are dreaming nerds and WISH u had these things

Waffles? I don't particulairly want a waffle right now. And thank you for the parade, my lord. *Sways to the music*

Waffles.

Never an honest word, but that was when I ruled the world........ :P

Indeed.

Oh. No one heard the story of the Fallen King.... I once ruled the world, then my kingdom fell.... Now it's almost 5k years later and there are many kingdoms that war. Oh, btw, your royal highness, a neighboring kingdom has declared war. Castle Krink is preparing an attack.

You must train me in the art of giant text. What is your price, in Septims.

No.

I'll pay 1,000 Septims per level.

No.

Because you already know how. And I didn't even tell you.