*All the lights in the city black out as I emerge from the screen. A huge dome of dark matter manifests over the city, so nothing can get in or out*

Well damn.

*Steps out* Jeez dude, just trap them so I can suck their blood....

Do as the ranger gerneral commands.

*Hides under my bed, and curls up in the fetal position*

Originally posted by Charles*Steps out* Jeez dude, just trap them so I can suck their blood....

I JUST DID!!!!!!!!!!!! Didn't you here the whole, "Dome of dark matter manifests over the city"? *Tears movie theater apart with black magic as I fly into the air*

:P I'm starving, like I'm gonna read. *Sucking some girls' blood.*

Whatever. *Lightning bursts from my skin as I release hundreds of evil black magic creatures onto the city to decimate the population*

*hides in urinal*

*accidently coughs*

*Hears cough and conjours Orcs to seek you out*

*stands around because I'm kinda like a God of Chaos or something and today I'm feeling kinda cool*

*The tallest building in the city collapses into a huge mound of flames*

Cool man. *suddenly the building becomes popcorn*

*but the popcorn is laced with human blood*

*and the blood is freezing cold*

*Black magic creatures return to me after killing one tenth of the population of the city*

*and the dead people come back to life and start dancing Thriller*

This is what happens when a evil god and a chaotic god are in the same area.

*Facepalm* I'm kinda ruthlessly destroying an innocent city as a display of power here, can you kinda do that another time? *I descend to the top of the pile of bloodpopcorn as Orcs find Torrey and drag her to my feet*

*I bite one of their fingers off*

That's not nice. *Tendrils of black magic restrain you*

MMMmmmmmMMMMMMnnn.

But you can still speak.

May you rot down to bone and dust you evil demon!

That's not nice either. Bring me her friends!!! *Orcs go off to find Torrey's friends*

*Kicks the the orc holding me and runs away*

*Cough* Restrained by tendrils of black magic, remember? *They pull you back*

Forgot about that. *Falls back down*

Exactly. *Punches you in the face*

Ouchie. *My nose begins to bleed* I need a tissue.

As if you'll be getting one. *Kicks you in the stomach*

Ouch... That hurt from over here....

You bet. *cringes in pain on the floor*

teehee *drops a truck load of tissue on Metropal*

*Tries to fly out of the dark dome but bounces back* "What is that dome made with?"
*Flies back down to the house and hides under the bed*

*all the while the vast god is sitting in the god throne and chuckeling.*

Originally posted by Mostafox*hides in urinal*

*Sends a black magic creature to kill you*

You would think that but... *giant pillar comes up and impales Metropal* Sometimes I can be useful for just random impaling. And besides, out of the billions of apocalypses that occur what makes yours any different.

Uhhhh......Ouch....ie.....

We all know that eventually someone's gonna try n' stop us... And eventually they'll succeed...

*Fights dark creature with toilet paper and armour of urinal* FUS RO DAH *creature hits athroom wall*

Originally posted by CharlesWe all know that eventually someone's gonna try n' stop us... And eventually they'll succeed...

Yeah, that always happens. But it's fun while it lasts.

Originally posted by Mostafox*Fights dark creature with toilet paper and armour of urinal* FUS RO DAH *creature hits athroom wall*

*Looks at creature and it bursts out of existance*

*Jumps out of window in urinal armor in slow-motion. Lands in pile of rubble and looks up to see a destroyed city*

Originally posted by Mostafox*Jumps out of window in urinal armor in slow-motion. Lands in pile of rubble and looks up to see a destroyed city*

Would you need to be looking down to see a destroyed city?

I'm pretty sure I wrote "looks up".

*Creature follows you and chases you through wrecked street*

*swaps for full deadric armour because AWESOME. Dances Down street and places land mines along the road*

*bleeds internally*

Originally posted by Mostafox*swaps for full deadric armour because AWESOME. Dances Down street and places land mines along the road*

*Another black magic creature jumps out of hiding and touches you on the shoulder. You fall to the floor, only to be revived as one of my undead servants*

*Turns to Mostafox* YOL TOOR SHUL! *A gigantic inferno swallows you up*

*Comes out from under my bed and gets my magic unbreakable adamantium twilight sword out of the closet* Alright lets do this. * A golden owl emerges from my TV and grants me a body coating that protects me from all dark magic and things related to darkness* Alright now lets do this!!! *busts out the roof of the house*

*yawns and suddenly his sword turns into a candy cane*