*eats the Sauron's stomach* Now I ate it all
Im just gonna say this, because it'll come up sooner or later.
OM NOM NOM
... MY STOMACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Eats Dcinciruk's stomach, so I get my stomach and his stomach*
Screw it, you want to fuse into something super powerful and take over the multiverse?
Good lord, we must stop them now.
Most excellent, but what shall we turn into today?
A huge, winged, dark-matter breathing demon.
Sounds like a plan. Can we make it multiheaded? I hate two minds controlling the same head.
Perfect. *starts glowing and talking in one of those demonic double voices* YOU READY FOR THIS?
I'm out of here! *scooby doo montage*
*turns into light somehow and hits Sauron*
*cackling comes out of the light*
-_- I'm a vampire if you haven't noticed... :P
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Out from the abyss came a demonic dragon with 2 heads*
Now you'll fear us!
*Breathes dark matter into the sky*
*laser eyes whoever posts next*
*AJ gets LAZORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Indeed. Now. BOW BEFORE US!
You may be king but we're now the LORD OVER ALL BEINGS!
I refuse to bow. Oh, and you can't kill me for I am already dead. *Grin*
The Laws of Thermodynamics say matter can not be created, nor destroyed. In this instance, they're wrong. *Burns Charles out of all existance*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KING AJ!!!!
Eh...the laser will hit him tomorrow. *the laser stops and waits for another 8 hours*
*and now the laser hits him twice as hard as it would have*
Interesting... Would you please like to tell me how you got back?
Oh, Patty Loell cried and attempted to pull my sword out of my heart, which was pinning me to an Ironic cross in the Demon Realm. Then Cid, this weird demon took her back and I came in a climax to stop a bigass demon.
< Has no idea what you just said.