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I didn't mean to double post, this pc sucks
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wat?
*Hides behind Ben* I'm scared....
Are you sure he isn't just killing someone with a pencil?
*ninjas in for a second and stabs Sauron with a pencil* I sometimes hate being a grad student. I get no free internet time. By the time anyone notices this I'll already be super busy again *has to write a lab report by Friday and kinda procrastinating*
Or was it? DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN
Oh. Don't you know? My friend and I say "Hello" to one another by shaking each others hands and stabbing each other with our free fists.
A little murder ain't hurt nobody
Lol is that all you do in jail?
You can't go to jail if you're never caught! AHAHAHAHA!
*The po-po surrounds Dcinciruk with guns*
*enters in a cheat code and my wanted rating goes down to 0. The police kinda just walk away* Life is fun when you can hack it.
Life is fun when you have a a pill that makes you use 100% of your brain.
Stealing is okay as long as you don't get caught
Religious man: BUT GOD IS WATCHING!
Schizophrenic: T-T-The voices! The walls! They see EVERYTHING! T-they speak to me! Y-Yeah!
Professional burglar: Naaaah, I'll just pop a cap in their head if they try to rat me out.
A man sneaks into a house to rob it, and as he makes his way along the corridor a voice says "Jesus is watching you". The man stops for a moment, looks around, and continues on. "Jesus is watching you" the voice says again. The robber looks to the end of the corridor and spys a birdcage. He walks towards it and finds a parrot inside. "Was that you saying Jesus is watching you?" Says the robber. "Yes", replies the parrot. "What's your name?" Asks the robber. "Thomas" says the parrot. The robber laughs "That's a stupid name for a parrot. Which idiot called you Thomas?" He says. "The same idiot that called the guard-dog Jesus".
Haha, the idiot is a troll.
Well...in other news...I just found out today that 3 cans of soda can provide the same voltage as 2 batteries.
Irving. His name is Irving.
I thought his name was Jeff
Don't dis' Irving. He will come for you.