*Chuck Norris allows it to be right*
I want it to be right. But a very recent discovery has proven it could be wrong.
So lets just say that it could be wrong and right at the same time, shall we?
Ben just denied Chuck! *Chinfist Punch*
The science denied Chuck. If there is someone that need to be punched, punch the science! *punches physics book*
hmmmmmmm interesting...happened to me the other day.
ohhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooo...he stained the shirt
Chuck Norris isn't killed by books, they just can't take his awesomeness.
I punched a book before.
I took hitting the books a little too literally.
On a tangent here, but I looked up 'Anime girls' in google img. Lets just say a good 3/4 of the pics were porn.
Look up anything involving woman: 75% will involve porn. More if you turn off safe surf. Cracked had an article on it.
Well, you know what they say: The Internet is for Porn
Well, back when the song came out (2003) there wasn't a lot of cat videos
Cat videos and porn. A good definition for the interweb.
But they generally aren't mixed together. I hope.
Rule 34. It has to have at one time been mixed whether for real or for satisfying this rule. Whether it's a drawing or something is irrelevant.
The girl gets raped by the senior boy in "Speak." It makes me NOT want to read it 'cause I think "What if that happened to Autumn?!"
A girl got raped by another student in a high school near mine recently.
But if ANYONE so much as ATTEMPTS to hurt Autumn I will PERSONALLY go down there and beat them to a bloody pulp, then I'll PAINFULLY remove their teeth ONE BY ONE and taser them relentlessly. Finally I'll stab them repeatedly all over their body and when they're begging for mercy, I'll slit their mouth AND throat slowly and cut their tool off, watching them bleed to death SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY.
We all live like 200 miles away from you. :D
Ha, doesn't matter, I'd go out of my way to run to her. NO ONE hurts my baby. If they ever do I'll make them wish they were in Hell. I will put them in a worse hell than Satan AND God can think of.
I would do the same for my woman, but the sad thing is she isn't my woman..... yet.
Hehehe, good luck man. And I'd hope you do. Advice to all the guys on Earth: Don't be a *******. Don't cheat on her, love her, tell her she's beautiful and hug her. Kiss her and hold her hand in front of your friends and you had better fcking MURDER to protect her.
If you think I sound ga.y, you're the douchebag that will end up with either no wife and raping girls, or you'll beat your wife. I know how people think, I can profile.
I've killed so many people, one more won't make a difference.
Charles, you're dedication is admirable and a little disturbing. But I probably only live about 50 miles from her. What if I tickle her to death? It's not technically hurting her...Oh well, nevermind. My tickling abilities are horrible. Plus, Autumn's to awesome...
*continues to mumble to self in the distance*
Burn to the ground and futher.