Originally posted by Darkragelets just see about that

*obtains god powers and brings all the world of warcraft players to life*

i would like to see any of u top that HA

If you play world of warcraft, then your grade must be C-

*My dark minions destroy Darkrage's army and rip Torrey's puppy apart and eat it*

0.o NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL.

Santa: Well, it looks like there's only a few good people left here. You're one of them Torrey.

*fakes cough* and me too.

Santa: Actually, you're pretty firmly neutral. Which is good enough in my book nowadays. Have a present! *gives him a present*

Yay *opens present* OMG it's the new CODMW3!!

Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 3.

Santa: Ho ho ho! See...everyone gets what they deserve and/or want.

WYRRRR????? HE LAUGHED WHEN A PUPPY WAS BRUTALLY MURDERED!!!!!!!!!!

Santa: Because the puppy isn't actually dead! You see... *pulls out the real puppy* You killed a fake!

Originally posted by AIJ007

Originally posted by Darkragelets just see about that

*obtains god powers and brings all the world of warcraft players to life*

i would like to see any of u top that HA

If you play world of warcraft, then your grade must be C-

-_- I play WoW and get straight A's....

Originally posted by Charles

Originally posted by AIJ007

Originally posted by Darkragelets just see about that

*obtains god powers and brings all the world of warcraft players to life*

i would like to see any of u top that HA

If you play world of warcraft, then your grade must be C-

-_- I play WoW and get straight A's....

Thats nice.

Originally posted by Charles

Originally posted by AIJ007

Originally posted by Darkragelets just see about that

*obtains god powers and brings all the world of warcraft players to life*

i would like to see any of u top that HA

If you play world of warcraft, then your grade must be C-

-_- I play WoW and get straight A's....

I knew he'd say something like that...

*Dark minions attack and eat real puppy* And he didn't know it was a fake puppy, he thought it was the real one.

*Sofia just enters in conversation and see the little real puppy being eaten by dark minions*
Nooo! Poor puppy! You.. yo..you... MONSTER! *looks at carnage*
And, Santa, hmm, you forgot me. My gift. Please.

Santa: I didn't forget you. You just weren't around! Here's your present! *gives her a present*

*the puppy suddenly beats up the monsters and destroys them itself. Turns out it's actually Underdog or something like that*

When it had been eaten? Don't think so. And it couldn't even try to take on all of them, it would be beaten.

Santa: *shrugs* I think the monsters ate it whole.

How can several things eat one thing whole? It was torn aprt and eaten, full stop.

ENOUGH! I AM FUHRER AND WILL END THIS! *Draws a boxing ring and it appears* YOU WILL ALL SETTLE THIS WITH!!!!! *hold for suspense*


















.... ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS!

I knew he was gonna say that. AND I AM ALSO FUHRER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know you are. But this quarrel is frightening the peasants and the villagers.

WHO GIVES A DAMN ABOUT THEM!!!!!!!!!!???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????

... Without the villagers, there's no kingdom. The villagers pay for our military and in return receive shelter. The army defends this shelter and it creates a mutual relationship between the King, Lords, Nobles, the army, and the villagers. :3

Yesh, but how cares about what they think?

:3 The King? *whispers* He's too conceited to not care what the peasants think of him. Hehe.

Lol.

It's true though. XD

Maybe.

In England, King George VI had a stutter.... He didn't want to be king but his brother gave up the throne to marry an American girl. So with the help of an eccentric Australian speech therapist named Lionel Logue. He then gave a speech to his country that, for the second time in a generation, Britain would be going to war with Germany. Thus was Britain's entrance to World War II. Previously, during World War I, the French aided Britain in fighting Germany, bombarding them constantly in the trenches. The Germans were held back. (I'm wanting to see "The King's Speech" and I'm reading a WWI novel from the point of view of Paul Baumer, a German soldier stuck in the trenches with Haie, Tjaden, Muller, Kropp, and Katczinsky. Right now they've a rat problem in the trenches and are on the front, right in front of enemy lines. Their 9 inch batteries wearing out, and thus, becoming useless, they are currently receiving sawbayonets and munitions.) :3 random bad.

Nice little fact.

The novel's called "All Quiet On The Western Front" if you wanna read it.

Nah.

El monstruo tiene una cabeza y cara un estupido. Cientifico un loco crea'r el monstruo. Estoy chico un loco. Jajajaja! Viva por electridad.

I didn't use a translator and can tell you exactly what I said.

Sorry Santa, I'm just busy with (school) work and stuff...

Hmm, Charles... I think you wrote many things wrong. What you wanted to say there?

MY PUPPY IS AMAZING!!!

Santa: Well, I'm not blaming you Sofia. I just don't give presents to people in person unless they see me and/or ask me. I normally prefer to leave them under the tree! And now, before this gets stupid, I'm going ho-ho-home! See y'all! *disappears*

Bwahahahahahaha. *Readys cudgel*

Originally posted by SofiaSorry Santa, I'm just busy with (school) work and stuff...

Hmm, Charles... I think you wrote many things wrong. What you wanted to say there?

Damn. I took what I learned from class.... -_- well I said "The monster has one head and a stupid face. A mad scientist created(that might have been said wrong) the monster. I am a crazy boy, hahaha! Life by electric. (I was hyper and trying to make my friend go insane since she doesn't know as much Spanish.)

Lol.

As king if you talk anymore about Santa you will be banished. I am fo-serious.
And Charles, your killing my reputation and my paitence.

What he said.

Welp, back to the original thing...we apparently failed that level. *shrugs*

*snuggles with my puppy* I'll name you Bob.

Welp, now that that's done with. What now? I've did my mandatory riling up for the time being.

Recruitment.
Not many people are on the fourms in Games Butler anymore.

Agreed. Also maids are forbidden to keep pets. *Locks dog in dungeons*

NO! You can't do that! This puppy will only be locked with a direct order given by the king *gives puppy back to Torrey*
And I'm totally sure that our king is nice with little creature like puppies and with who is loyal to him. :3

AHHHHHHHHH HES RAPING MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

... Very well *Temorairily conviscates dog*