*Uses lighting blade and blast Sauron with a single shot, not paying to much attention he looses the focus of his footing, and falls face first over a twig, Epiclly missing Sauron all together*
"Damn, at to hell!"
*Lays there ashamed*
*Body slams Kakashi*
Wresting time! ;D
*I watch with interest as the lightning bolt flies past me*
*Straps nuc to body, clinging to Sauron.* If i go down, youre coming with me.
Nuke. Whatev. *traps mostafox, metropal, and sauron in metal cage*
Pfft. *Snaps my fingers and I appear on the other side of the bars*
*Opens cage door and walks out because it was left unlocked*
*Finds door to prison. Opens the door, gets on the floor and does the dinosaur*
*Snaps fingers again and my necromancer cane appears in my hand*
*Looks at a flock of birds in the sky and nods at them*
*Everyone dies*
*Tackles you and takes my carrot.* Leave my freakin' carrot alone!
*Eats carrot whole again.*
*wonders why Metropal is eating a carrot. . . pulls one from waistband, begins to munch*
*scoffs. . . pulls last carrot from waistband, as well as a chrome .45, begins to munch on final carrot*
*Takes gun, throws it down a sewer, and steals carrot.*
*Scoffs once more, right eyelid begins to twitch, Metropal has caused a prefrontal hemorrhage, snaps* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! *pulls out machete, mauls Metropal.*
*Grabs Crossing and pulls him off* There will be no mauling of animals in my kingdom.
But. . . she. . . stole. . . my. . . my. . . my. . . CARROT!!!!!!!!!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!! *explodes*
THEN IMPALING IT WILL BE!!! *reincarnates himself as Vlad, runs forth with giant wooden spear*
*Jumps forth on top of spear, using it as a platform, then jumps clear over you.* Use precise movements.
NO IMPALING!!!! *Shadows wrap themselves around Crossing's legs and he fall*
*Grabs carrot and beats Crossing with it.*