*Eats one*

It's a flaming skittle, you know...

I AM RUSSIAN! I CAN TAKE BULLET TO THE HEAD AND LIVE! *Continues eating.*

*Shoots you in the groin.* Continue living now.

Originally posted by Metropal*Shoots you in the groin.* Continue living now.

I think you mean, "Good luck having children."

*luck

*Groin is unharmed.* Ha ha ha! I am Russian, little girl. Viktor Ivan Krenkivich III can not be harmed.

Originally posted by Mostafox*luck

YOU FU.CKING DISGRACE!!!!!

*destroys life scource to Charles, killing him and claiming throne. Ha ha! Take that!

Originally posted by shadowfox*destroys life scource to Charles, killing him and claiming throne. Ha ha! Take that!

*Comes up behind you and violently snaps your neck to the side. As your lifeless body crumples to the floor, I smile gleefully and restore Charles' life source*

You are not Russian.

Ololololol.

*rises from the ground, full energy restored. Kills Sauron and makes sure he will never interfere again by throwing his lifeless body in the dungeon and throwing away the key. MWAHAHAHA beat that! Can't touch this starts playing in the bg while i go to celebrate with Torrey and eating skittles.*

I find it cheerful how the people I don't talk too still like me. *Starts dancing and skillfully picks skittles, but they all burn to ash when I touch them.* You know shadowfox? If a dungeon could really keep Sauron restrained, don't you think we would have thought of it by now?

Ha! *Dugeon door flies from hinges, and I step out* Do you really think something so petty as a door can keep a Necromancer restrained? *Taps floor and I disappear into the shadows*

You realize there is no throne, right? I'm not a king, I'm a kingpin.

*Reappears behind Torrey, rams a serrated dagger into her lower back, twists it and vanishes again*

* uses my energy to restore Torrey piwerful evnough to walk her to the hospital 3 feet away.*

*She gets to the hospital and collapses, dead, on the floor*

Backstabber. x_x*

*Uses a lvl 1 Iron Dagger to clear a master level Labyrinth, while slaying a Fire Dragon with no Armor.*

*Appears in front of Polokid, slices his chin, and vanishes*

*Appears with celebratory cards and hands everyone one.*

Thanks?

*sneaks behind mostafox and clubs him with a giant pickle*

*The card flutters down to my limp corpse.*

Still alive because of armor made out of birthday cards.

*Laughing in shadows*

BAKUGAAAAAAAAAAAN! BRAWL! DRAGONOID, STAND!

*Shadows slowly curl around shadowfox's feet*

AHHHHHH

*They start twisting all around her body*

*gaining piwer from the shadows (my name is SHADOWfox) i blast Sauron into the wall

Boob.... .-.

Originally posted by shadowfox*gaining piwer from the shadows (my name is SHADOWfox) i blast Sauron into the wall

*Gets immediately back up, not a scratch on me, and dusts myself off* That was rude. *Taps floor and I vanish*

Where do u think you're going! *sits on floor, bored with noone to fight*

hah hah yes it is i wat up peoples

*blows miss star to bits, vanishing her from this forum.* ok, now im good.

*Appears in front of you, kicks you in the face, and disappears again*

Ouch. *Eats popcorn.* Where's Liu Kang at? :D

*Appears behind Shadowfox, rams a sword through her back, twists it, pulls it out and vanishes*

:D Xao Khan: Wins!
Round Two: Fight.

*Mortal Kombat epic music plays*

*stares my opponent down, ready to fight*

*Growns.*

*eat's a popsicle*

Originally posted by shadowfox*stares my opponent down, ready to fight*

*Pulls out Necromancer cane*

*eats sauron's cane thinking it's a candy cane*

*blasts Karmacharger with a dark plasma ray*

*Cane flies back into my hand*