*Speeds slower than Polokid*

*Speeds so fast the multiverse collapses and time destroys itself*

*Speeds .001mph speed.* (Moving as slow as a old timer)

*Speeds faster than Sauron*

You kinda can't do that... The mutiverse being destroyed and all.

But. I kinda did and since I did so I have ascended higher than the previous multiverse. While creating a new one all together with my amazing transcending speeds. *speeds more*

Sure. Seems legit. *Follows you and speeds faster*

*Speeds so fast that my body starts to dematerialize*

*You vanish out of existance* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*Stops speeding, Looks up at the sky and notices its gonna rain*
"YES! Its gonna rain! Ohh! I just love the rain."
**Pulls out a umbrella**

Originally posted by I.I.C.D.M.M Sauron |FBG$|*You vanish out of existance* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*speeds faster than the de-materialization process and my legs turn the entity of speed itself*

*walks under covering* Want some more cookies, Amy?

*Takes cookies and run*

*Calls 911 and pursues the cookie thief*

Potato has skin
I have skin
Therefore I am POTATO

*Speeds faster than Polokid will ever speed*

You just used the Transitive Property of Potatos.

Interesting.

*Speeds faster than i will ever speed therefore increasing my speed by 1*

*Speeds faster than anyone will ever speed*

*Reaches for a cookie, but its gone. She anticipated the cookie thief will trip, and it happens. Slowly she walked over to the cookie thief and took the cookies back*
"Here Ya Go Torrey!"
*Passes cookies but takes one-two. Eats it slowly and joyfully.*


OH! The rain!
*Drops umbrella, and dances in the rain* ^_^

*Eats a cookie* Yummmyyyy---Now they're wet.

It's raining? *climbs back in windowless van*

*Holds up a metal rod* "What are the odds that I will get struck by lightning right now."

Originally posted by Polokid24*Holds up a metal rod* "What are the odds that I will get struck by lightning right now."

*You get struck by lightning*

Your odds are apparently very high.

*Picks up charred pieces of Polokid and runs*

*Speeds*

* Runs like a nun.*

*Speeds*

*trips and faceplants*

*Speeds*

*Turns on sirens, telling you to pull over.*

Ha! I am traveling billions of times faster than the speed of light! Good luck catching me! *Speeds even more*

*Instantaneosly combusts*

*Speeds*

*Passes Sauron*

*Passes Polokid*

*Passes the Parcel*

*Still dancing in the rain* ^.^

*Dances next to Amy*
Who doesn't like to dance in the rain? ;)

*Breaks out in epic dance in the rain*

*Stops and studies Mostafox epicness*
"Ohhh!! Epic Dance off in the rain!!"

"Alright!"
**Dances more epic than Mostafax**

COME AT ME BRO * Epic breakdancing*

*Speeds*

*Moustache explodes into a walrus stache and I put on a cowboy hat and cop shades.*
I'm the Sheriff 'round here.

More like the pedo.

I have just realised that saying 'guns don't kill people, people kill people.' is like saying 'toasters don't toast bread, bread toasts bread'.

*Speeds*