*Throws throwing knife at you*
Interesting... *Throws volley of throwing knives at Amy*
Benjamin, you know you wanna watch Carmen Elektra get down n' dirty. :3
Help me!!! *looses conciousness*
*Attacks Sauron from above, while his focus is on Amy/kid.*
*Is speeding so fast that by the time you appear above me I'm billions upon billions upon billions of miles away*
*In a subconscious state* There's to much Nyan!!!
*Talking to the Innkeeper, Delphine, at Riverwood*
D: I was just as suprised as you to find that big black *Beep*
o.o
Do not talk to Delphine like that! She'd kick YO **** Down those hidden stairs then rape dat ****
*Throws tomahawk at Charles* HARASS THAT BE-OTCH
*trips ben and he falls on his face* I never miss.
(Fine, have it your way.) *Gets up immediately as Amy passes me, because she is speeding. I get back on Shadowfax and speed in the other directiob*
*Picks up harassed tomahawk and places on bed of Chicken Mc-nuggets. Sings softly: Roses are red; violets are blue, Whitney Houston is dead, AND I'LL ALWAYSSS LOVE YOUUUUU.
*Give myself oral ******** while speeding*
*Watches Polokid speeding while performing oral ******** with himself.* *speeds faster*
*Still speeding in the opposite direction on Ben, Looks back then ahead, but keeps going*
"Ehhh, fine I don't want to check out your Cool Hammer, I'm going home." xD
*Speeds off*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA VICTORY!!!!!!!!!! *Speeds*
*Passes everybody in speed mode*
*Passes you, and knocks you over with cudgel*
*Speeds up to Sauron* Player 'Mostafox' challenges you to a pokemon battle! *Epic battle music plays*
*Regains consciousness and speeds even faster than before*
*Wails in pain and slides off speeder and face-plants into the ground.*
*25 kill streak* Noob missle incoming. "it's all over boys" EXPLOSION.
*Gets up and brushes myself off* "You can't escape me with a feeble cudgel." *Speeds faster than anyone have ever speed before*
*speeds on bicycle at 6 kmh*
*Speeds faster than Polokid*