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*Throws throwing knife at you*
*jumps infront of knife*
Interesting... *Throws volley of throwing knives at Amy*
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ModLevel 34
6,708 Posts
*Watches pr0nz*
*Facepalm*
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ModLevel 34
6,708 Posts
Benjamin, you know you wanna watch Carmen Elektra get down n' dirty. :3
Metropal
Metropal
ModLevel 32
5,891 Posts
Ohhh, so it was a typo.
Help me!!! *looses conciousness*
No.
*Attacks Sauron from above, while his focus is on Amy/kid.*
*Is speeding so fast that by the time you appear above me I'm billions upon billions upon billions of miles away*
*trips ben*
*You miss completely because:

  • You have a throwing knife embedded in your chest


  • I'm speeding that fast

You realise the knife is still in your chest and collapse*
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ModLevel 34
6,708 Posts
*Fa- nah, nvm*
*In a subconscious state* There's to much Nyan!!!
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ModLevel 34
6,708 Posts
*Talking to the Innkeeper, Delphine, at Riverwood*
D: I was just as suprised as you to find that big black *Beep*
o.o
*Speeds*
Mostafox
Mostafox
ModLevel 20
1,978 Posts
Do not talk to Delphine like that! She'd kick YO **** Down those hidden stairs then rape dat ****
Mostafox
Mostafox
ModLevel 20
1,978 Posts
*Throws tomahawk at Charles* HARASS THAT BE-OTCH
*Speeds*
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ModLevel 34
6,708 Posts
Originally posted by Mostafox*Throws tomahawk at Charles* HARASS THAT BE-OTCH
*Sexually harasses the tomahawk* Oooh yeahaaaa!
*trips ben and he falls on his face* I never miss.
(Fine, have it your way.) *Gets up immediately as Amy passes me, because she is speeding. I get back on Shadowfax and speed in the other directiob*
Mostafox
Mostafox
ModLevel 20
1,978 Posts
*Picks up harassed tomahawk and places on bed of Chicken Mc-nuggets. Sings softly: Roses are red; violets are blue, Whitney Houston is dead, AND I'LL ALWAYSSS LOVE YOUUUUU.
*Speeds*
philly26
philly26
Level 12
378 Posts
Originally posted by Mostafox*Picks up harassed tomahawk and places on bed of Chicken Mc-nuggets. Sings softly: Roses are red; violets are blue, Whitney Houston is dead, AND I'LL ALWAYSSS LOVE YOUUUUU.
lol
Mostafox
Mostafox
ModLevel 20
1,978 Posts
*puts on hat and speeds*
Ha!
*Give myself oral ******** while speeding*
You sir. Are wierd.
philly26
philly26
Level 12
378 Posts
i agree
Originally posted by I.I.C.D.M.M Sauron |FBG$|You sir. Are wierd.
Am I?
Metropal
Metropal
ModLevel 32
5,891 Posts
Yup.
Mostafox
Mostafox
ModLevel 20
1,978 Posts
*Watches Polokid speeding while performing oral ******** with himself.* *speeds faster*
*Speeds at warp eternal*
*Still speeding in the opposite direction on Ben, Looks back then ahead, but keeps going*
"Ehhh, fine I don't want to check out your Cool Hammer, I'm going home." xD
*Speeds off*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA VICTORY!!!!!!!!!! *Speeds*
*Passes everybody in speed mode*
*Passes you, and knocks you over with cudgel*
Mostafox
Mostafox
ModLevel 20
1,978 Posts
*Speeds up to Sauron* Player 'Mostafox' challenges you to a pokemon battle! *Epic battle music plays*
*Regains consciousness and speeds even faster than before*
Originally posted by Mostafox*Speeds up to Sauron* Player 'Mostafox' challenges you to a pokemon battle! *Epic battle music plays*

Challenge declined! *Stabs you in the face*

Originally posted by Polokid24*Regains consciousness and speeds even faster than before*

*Knocks you out again*
Mostafox
Mostafox
ModLevel 20
1,978 Posts
*Wails in pain and slides off speeder and face-plants into the ground.*
:D
meshal
meshal
Level 3
1 Posts
hahhahahahahha
Mostafox
Mostafox
ModLevel 20
1,978 Posts
*25 kill streak* Noob missle incoming. "it's all over boys" EXPLOSION.
*Speeds*
*Gets up and brushes myself off* "You can't escape me with a feeble cudgel." *Speeds faster than anyone have ever speed before*
Mostafox
Mostafox
ModLevel 20
1,978 Posts
*speeds on bicycle at 6 kmh*
*Speeds faster than Polokid*
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