This is pointless. *Sits down and waits.*
Poof. *Appears and then vanishes*
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Poof. *Appears and vanishes* Poof. *Appears and vanishes* Poof. *Appears and vanishes* Poof. *Appears and vanishes* Poof. *Appears and vanishes* Poof. *Appears and vanishes*
Someone please remove his poof-inator.
Poof. *Appears in front of you, cuts off one of your fingers and vanishes*
Ouch you moth---*I get pulled away and silenced by a cop.*
*Appears, kills the cop and vanishes*
*Takes out chainsaw.* Bahahahaha!!!
*Appears, takes the chainsaw and vanishes*
He's going to be an ass the entire time.
Poof. *Appears next to Torrey and cuts her left hand off with the chainsaw*
*Stabs your eyes and gouges them out before you remember to poof away.*
Ouchie. *Poofs away and reappears a few meters away with my eyes repaired* Come at me bro.
*Lunges into a front tumble, then uses the momentum to slashe out a spinning kick at your chest.*
*Catches your leg and breaks your ankle, then vanishes*
*Appears and throws chainsaw back to C.Kidd, then vanishes*
*Heals my ankle quickly then kicks out my foot just a moment later than Sauron vanishes.* Dammit.
Lolz. *Starts randomly poofing around*
*Let's chainsaw fall on the ground then takes out new chainsaw.*
*Turns into a cat and poops around.*
*Appears and stabs you, then vanishes*
*Appears, stabs Torrey, and vanishes*
*Appears, grabs C.Kidd, teleports him to a far away island, returns and stabs Torrey repeatedly in the head, then vanishes*
*Falls to the floor in a pool of blood.*
*Stabs kitty, then vanishes*
Very well. *Appears and stabs kitty*
*Heals kitty and turns her invisible.*
*Sniff sniff* *Stabs Kitty*
WATCH WHERE YOU STICK YOUR NOSE SIR!!!