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A doctor says to his patient....

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Sofia
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Made of the most pure stardust ever found in this Universe *-*
True perfection *-*
im done
Finally.
so bye my friend
Shawn
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The forum is free!
Finally!!!!!
Sofia
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Ava has given this forum some peace!
Originally posted by ShawnThe forum is free!
:v
Yay!!!!
Shawn
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Let peace Cover the forum!
im back
Tayyibah
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Originally posted by avaim back
Originally posted by ShawnLet peace Cover the forum!

Oh my....
Shawn
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God.
Breeze
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Ava your are irritating please for Gods sake leave this site..
I have never even talked to Ava and i dont like her already.... coincidence?
A father and Daughter go to a docter

"Docter"says the father"I dont know whats wrong with her.She has weird cravings,gaining wieght,and she gets sick every morning."

The docter examines her and says"I dont know how to explain this to you but your daughters pregnet"

The father gasps and says"How is this possibal,shes never been left alone with a man before"

"Yeah"says the daughter"I've never kissed a boy"

"How is this possibal docter"asks the dad

"I dont know,but the only thing this time I as shure as h-ll aint gonna miss it" says the docter
Originally posted by KoplatA doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.

“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.

The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”



“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”

The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.”
That was a good one man.
cyring
Sofia
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A priest, a rabbi, a doctor, a black man and a blonde woman walks into a bar.
The barman asks: "Is this some kind of a joke??"

*hah*
85jay
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Ha
CharliE
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great joke
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